The Bluntest Tweets We Saw About Bumble This Week (September 28, 2022)

Bumble is supposed to be simple. Girl matches with boy, boy matches with girl, girl makes the first move and messages boy first, boy is impressed by her confidence, girl and boy go on a first date, it's love at first sight, and they all live happily ever after. Alas, it's never really that simple now, is it? If Bumble was a fairy tale, then that's exactly how it would go. But this is real life, which is precisely why it doesn't go like that. In reality, many women will match, but then never go ahead with making the first move. Here at Cheezcake, we're not shy and we'll gladly make the first move, but we know there are a lot of women out there that would prefer if guys went ahead and did it. Unfortunately, Bumble makes that impossible. Bumble ladies - it's time to step up your game! Till you gather the courage to do so, scroll down to read the funniest Bumble tweets of the week.

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via @hakeism

No need to apologize because we're literally all like this.
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02

via @troubleebubble

Good thing we're all in on the joke.
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via @ShivanshHindwar
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via @octoniki
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via @bellaxedward666
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via @drillcel
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via @TheJudasAmongU
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via @AlexMcDaniel
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via @kuscpusc
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via @sseminecis
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via @In_Sane_Saint
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via @SaraSchon

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