'Bonjour homies': Boomers fail to entice young people with most ridiculous job posting

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    Font - Job poster LinkedIn member since June 2021 Bonjour homies If you've been looking to work for a company that is as cool as you, you've found the place. We're a team of dope creatives making dope across multiple disciplines, from digital design to content creation to product development. We're looking for someone who will ensure that the vibes continue to flow as the business grows.
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    Font - Responsibilities • Design and develop the overall vibes of the squad • Ensure that all team communications are dank AF • Make banging playlists for everyone to jam You're the expert, you tell us what you want to do Qualifications • Be human • Have a pulse •100+ points on the Eternal Scale of Empathy • Isn't a jerk or rude or unpleasant Communicates 60% in GIFs • Has multiple dank Spotify playlists • Has a minimum of one funny TikTok video
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    Font - theoutlander 523 21 hr. ago "How do you do my fellow kids?" 1.2k Reply Share
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    Font - A1sauc3d 20 hr. ago I have feeing this is for an unpaid internship lol. Otherwise I've got some Spotify playlists I can sell them will say "dank" for $10 a pop as well. Reply Share 425
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    Font - Fit_Cash890420 hr. ago That's assuming it's even for a real company. What did they say the business was again? Reply Share 64
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    Font - KingPnutticua. 20 hr. ago It's a tech startup to make startups more startupable and techish. 162 Reply
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    Font - Fit_Cash8904 19 hr. ago For me, the slang isn't half as problematic as the fact that there is zero description of the job or what the company does.
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    Font - ArseOfTheCovenant 16 hr. ago Waste management at a plastic surgery clinic in Tijuana.
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    Font - Delsin Mcgrath835 19 hr. ago Idk 'bonjour homies' has a certain ring to it that makes me think it could catch on ironically, at least until middle schoolers start saying it unironicly, and after that its just something thats said
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    Font - Kayestofkays 15 hr. ago I'm opening up my group Teams chat at work tomorrow with "bonjour homies"- cuz we're dank AF like that
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    Font - Famous_Bit_5119 - 18 hr. ago Exactly what I thought. A bunch of 50 year olds trying to figure out how yo get younger people to work for them.
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    Font - Kitty KatCatCat. 20 hr. ago I'm sorry, are they trying to hire someone to be their friend? There has to be an easier way. 310 Reply Share
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    Human body - effienay 17 hr. ago Is there though? It's hard out here as a friendless adult.
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    Font - WhaleFartingFun - 21 hr. ago "Greeting, fellow dank teenagers! I myself, an a teen looking for the dankness!" 175 Reply Share
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    Font - YeOldeBilk 20 hr. ago Bet there's nothing bangin about that salary 231 Reply Share

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