The Best (and the worst) Horse Halloween Costumes for Horse Girls Everywhere

Everyone knew that one girl in middle school who was obsessed with horses in a very creepy over-the-top way. Well, horse girls grow up just like everybody else does! Maybe they don't eat grass anymore or run on all fours at recess claiming it's "the most natural and efficient way to run", but horse people have grown into a more adult version of that. 

 

Unfortunately for horses everywhere, that means there are going to be some costumes involved.

 

Halloween is just around the corner and for every horse girl (or horse guy), it's time to start thinking of partner costumes for you and your best farm animal friend. Horse costume parades are the ideal place to showcase your costume-making skills, ingenuity, and the limits of animal cruelty that you are willing to cross in order to make your horse look like a giant tarantula. Here are the best and the worst we've seen this year.

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