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Not So Good Boy Doggos Destroy Things While Their Hoomans Are Hard At Work: Twitter Thread

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    Dog - The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4 Me: Listen, dogs, I have to join a work zoom. Be good for an hour, ok? Nacho, one hour later: 6:22 PM - Oct 13, 2022. IFTTT Her COLE ...

    "What are you looking at, hooman? You said one hour, and if I'm not mistaken, it's already been an hour and 3 minutes. So yeah, this is what you get for being late. Maybe next time you'll learn to appreciate my time a little bit more" 

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    Dog - "Translator" 2000 @TranslatorBot2k Replying to @TheGoldenRatio4 Nacho now: Have you seen my Blåhaj? It's missing Nacho earlier: Mr. Pigz @MisterPigz. Oct 11 Replying to @TheGoldenRatio4 Had to be done! 6:51 PM Oct 13, 2022 Twitter Web App 38 ⠀
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    Dog - GR Team Chaos @GRteamchaos ⠀ Replying to @TheGoldenRatio4 @grblahaj spontaneously combusted......don't know what you're talking about......I was just minding my own business 6:34 PM - Oct 13, 2022. Twitter for iPhone

    "Oh, cmon, mom! What mess are you even talking about? I personally see no mess. This little pillow dust right here? Oh, that's nothing, I was just trying to kill a fly and then things got a little out of hand. But no worries, at least I got the fly" 

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    Dog - venk's chaos @ChaosVenk Super Follower Replying to @GRteamchaos @TheGoldenRatio4 and @grblahaj Not to worry, Nacho, Venkman Esq. is here for you! I see a very clear lack of evidence for these implied charges. We will be entering a plea of NOT GUILTY. ( 6:41 PM Oct 13, 2022. Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - Bunsen and BEAKER @bunsenbernerbmd ⠀ Replying to @TheGoldenRatio4 As the only science dog experts on Twitter we find zero forensic evidence that would convict Nacho 6:26 PM - Oct 13, 2022. Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Brian @Oriordan81 Replying to @bunsenbernerbmd and @TheGoldenRatio4 Your thoughts on the heavy duty pillow cover vs the puppy? 6:31 PM - Oct 13, 2022. Twitter for iPhone
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    Dog - KP #Persists @KPersists2017 Replying to @TheGoldenRatio4 My crew pulled down the closet door, tore the top off the plastic drawer/cart I keep my shoes in, and destroyed five pairs of Birkenstocks. They were locked in the bedroom for a few hours while people were working on the house. (They love being in the bedroom.) 5 18 10:47 PM Oct 13, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - Whitney Lucas @whitneylu16 Super Follower Replying to @TheGoldenRatio4 But was he quiet during the Zoom? 6:23 PM - Oct 13, 2022. Twitter for iPhone
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    Vertebrate - MDAA @MDAA2021 Replying to @TheGoldenRatio4 I remember those days... #German Shepherd 9:24 PM Oct 14, 2022. Twitter for iPhone www
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    Dog - Theresa Hope @IAmTheresaHope Replying to @TheGoldenRatio4 The struggle is real. 3:59 AM - Oct 14, 2022. Twitter for Android ...
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    Rectangle - The wonderful Anna Marie @RawaHerc ... Replying to @TheGoldenRatio4 I once happily let the puppy I was dog sitting shred the paper in my office trash can just to get some work done. It was worth it. 6:58 PM - Oct 13, 2022. Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Lexcelsior7 @sashalexia Replying to @TheGoldenRatio4 Nacho: That meeting could've been an email. 8:33 PM Oct 13, 2022. Twitter for iPhone ...

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