13 Knee-Slapper Tweets About Relationships That Will Absolutely Send You (October 22, 2022)

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    Font - FOREVER WILIN @ForeverWILIN_ Might start dating again soon kinda miss being stressed out all the time 12:07 PM Oct 17, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 1,257 Retweets 116 Quote Tweets 8,060 Likes :
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    Font - Xavier @xavierofficials im scared of dating what if we never break up 5:14 PM Oct 16, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 8,725 Retweets 960 Quote Tweets 68.3K Likes ...
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    Font - joanna* ☆ @pixiejoanna i have so much to say just when my boyfriend is about to fall asleep 5:36 PM Oct 15, 2022 Twitter for iPhone ... 2,826 Retweets 202 Quote Tweets 22.4K Likes
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    Font - max @Maxthepapi Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place. 10:50 AM Oct 15, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 44.9K Retweets 5,551 Quote Tweets 387.8K Likes
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    Font - Lisa Demro @LMDemro Why don't we have divorce showers? I just had to give up a bunch of my belongings and am down more than half my income; I need stuff. 4:55 PM Oct 16, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 3,068 Retweets 373 Quote Tweets 71.2K Likes
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    Font - M @Issmus I'll fan my gf with a giant leaf and feed her green grapes if she want me to 8:26 PM Oct 16, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 6,924 Retweets 1,038 Quote Tweets 52.2K Likes
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    Font - cory @coolmathgame_ [my gf actually turns into a worm] me: oh my god. it's ok, i'll still go out with you my worm gf: [sees a cool worm wearing a leather jacket] i think we should see other people 12:55 PM Oct 17, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 17.6K Retweets 509 Quote Tweets 224.1K Likes :
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    Font - Michael James @MikeJamesAuthor My wife makes us put $5 in the "find jar" every time we make her find something we can't locate in the house. After 13 months of saving, today we are buying a Ford Explorer 8:29 AM - Oct 17, 2022 Twitter Web App 12.1K Retweets 1,958 Quote Tweets 204.2K Likes
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Been listening to my wife talk about her work drama and I'm trying to think of the best way to let her know I love her but I think I'm on Denise's side on this one. 8:07 PM Oct 17, 2022 Buffer 67 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,782 Likes
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    Font - Eli McCann @EliMcCann · Oct 16 Yesterday I was at my grandma's doctor appointment with her and the physician started lecturing her on cutting back on sugar and she interrupted him and said "I am 90. I think I'm doing ok but thanks for the advice." 25,810 ↑ 507 Eli McCann @EliMcCann 146.3K 619 Retweets 111 Quote Tweets 26K Likes ... I told my husband this story and he said "oh, if I'm still alive and well at 90 I'm trying heroin." 1:43 PM Oct 16, 2022 from Salt Lake City, UT. Twitter for i
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    Font - jame @kloogans [first date] brain: don't be awkward her: hi me: ok 8:13 PM Oct 17, 2022 · Twitter Web App 326 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 4,339 Likes ...
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    Font - Carnivore Aurelius Ⓒ @AlpacaAurelius me on first date: "I'm not looking for anything serious, just someone to quit their job, leave modern society with, buy an island, start a farm, raise kids who never use the internet, become totally self sufficient" 1:11 PM Oct 17, 2022 Hypefury 117 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets ... 1,238 Likes
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    Font - DonutHawk @Struggle Display Marriage is telling your spouse you heard about a cool new restaurant on a Monday only for them to repeat to you on a Friday "there's this cool new restaurant I just heard about" 9:27 AM - Oct 13, 2022 Twitter for iPhone : 590 Retweets 85 Quote Tweets 8,953 Likes

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