We all have that one friend that we can always count on to know everything. Despite the fact that they deleted their Facebook years ago, they still somehow know every detail about every person's life from your graduating high school class. It's honestly baffling how many lives there are to keep up with, but some chicks just store information like a steel trap.Their big hair must be full of secrets.
Oftentimes, gossip-mongers also make a point of never taking part in dramatic events. They're simply spectators, gathering information and spilling the tea to anyone who will listen. Fortunately, everybody likes a good little gossip sesh every now and then, so go shoot that big haired friend a text and let them know you want to catch up. Realistically they already know everything that's going on in your life already, but you might as well get the dish about everyone else you've ever met.
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