A Compilation Of The Funniest Offerings Cats Have Ever Brought Their Owners: ICanHasCheezburger Edition

We've said this before and we'll say it again - there's no greater joy than being a cat owner. Cats are smart, intuitive, loving, and incredibly funny. When they're not taking part in mischievous crimes, they're most likely knocking things off the table and that, friends, is exactly why we love them. While they do require tons of care and attention, we're more than happy to give it to them because they give it right back. They display their affection in a variety of ways; by bunting and rubbing their squishy little faces on our feet, by exposing their floofy little bellies, and our personal favorite… by bringing us offerings.

We recently turned to our ICanHasCheezburger community on Facebook and asked them what was the funniest offering their cats have ever brought them and let us just say that the replies did not disappoint. Our fellow cat enthusiasts rushed to comment, and share stories and photos of their cats and their most prideful catches of the season. Have a look for yourself, we hope you enjoy!

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"One night, Pika left a mint under my blanket. She even unwrapped it for me Her usual gifts are garlic, hot pepper and her toys. She usually leaves them at night, for me to find in the morning"

Via Middian Black
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2

"To this day I still don't know where Jackson the thief got this from "

Via Marie Chapman
3

"My kitten "hunts" ribbons, bows, gift cards, and yarn. She meows all the way into whichever room and spits it at your feet like "look what i killed for you!""

Via Melissa Meckalavage
4

"I was running up and down the stairs all day taking items into storage. I sat just long enough to have a coffee and went to take the next load to the car.
Ellie, our youngest little fur ball decided I needed extra support in my shoe."

Via Elise Stone
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5

"My cat, Zoe, plays fetch and will bring her toys to you to throw. She's very chatty while doing so…just recently she came up three flights of stairs making her usual sounds but when she got to my side of the bed, she spit out a giant spider that was very much alive."

Via Kelly Wilson
6

"My cat, Lemur, plays catch. She brings us her crinkle toy and we throw it. She'll run after it, bat it around, then carry it back and drop it next to us to pick up and repeat.
One morning she dropped her "toy" on the bed next to my husband and he reached down to pick it up and toss it for her. But this time it wasn't a crinkle toy, it was a dead mouse! He felt the warm, squishy thing and shrieked like a 5 year old girl. I couldn't stop laughing as he yelled for me to come get it"

Via Katherine Sinhawk
7

"My boy, Shadow, brought my husband a bird he found frozen outside. He's such a sweet boy."

Via Davina Wiles
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8

"A leaf, and he was so dawn proud of it."

Via Sofie Spreeuw
9

"My eldest nemo (RIP) once brought me in a freshly made cheese sandwich in a sandwich bag. Honestly, was so bizarre."

Via Stephen Scott
10

"We use tennis balls in the dryer, which is in the basement. She carried it up 2 flights of stairs."

Via Megan Garcia
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11

"Since I moved in with my brother to get myself together from starting over from ending a 10yr relationship,my fur niece Penelope has really taken to me and loves giving me acorns lol. She puts them in my bed and sits there so happy she did it lol. Or she like to put them in my work luck bag or my shoes. She absolutely loves giving them as gifts and keeping a secret stash in my closet"

Via Lisa Lenig
12

"A panda. Pippa once brought me a panda.
I do miss my little panther"

Via Michelle Newsham
13

"Our lad, Alfie went through a stage not long ago of bringing home long strips of silicon that looked like they came from someone's windows…… we never did find out if anyone had theirs fall out"

Via Mandi Bruce Starling
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14

"Doll clothes"

Via Kirsten Chiara
15

"My cat stole a fabric and plastic bunny "piggy bank"/"purse" thing with change in it out of my brother's room and brought it to me.
Of note, he has no idea where it was in the room and we'd just moved in, so she dug it out of some box he had."

Via Nicole Lee
16

"Our first cat Vegeta brought me the sponge from our kitchen sink when he was a kitten. I miss that lil weirdo."

Via Megan Marie
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17

"I think it's a southern ring neck snake. Just a baby and thankfully already dead when Tomos dragged it in"

Via Clare Owen