People Share Funny Ways to Harmlessly Mess With People

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  • Rectangle - beam_me_up_MFer • 1d 2 Awards Buy a set of "Voice Activated" or "Motion Activated" stickers from Amazon, and the possibilities are endless ... Reply 10.6k
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  • Font - saben1te 1d ● I'm a huge fan of just handing somebody something without any explanation and walking away. Reply 10.1k
  • Font - fun_police911. 1d 17 Awards Every other week or so I'd change which side my coworker's drill's belt clip was on, 2 screws and 30 seconds for a maddening payout. Idk if he ever caught on, as he sadly passed away last year. I got a huge kick out of doing it though. Might bring that one back as most of us share the same brand of drill. He got a great one on me. Every day or two he'd hide a Magic the Gathering card in my toolbox, never the same spot twice. Genuinely made me mad when I'd pick
  • Rectangle - axehind 1d ● 1 Award I saw someone on Facebook comment on a picture that "The three of you look great!". There were 4 people in the picture. + Reply 10.8k
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  • Rectangle - whatislife4. 1d S 1 Award When at work, tell someone: I'm going to the bathroom do you need anything? Reply 2.7k
  • Font - halop29632 1d One time I called my friend who had just dropped me off on my cell phone and told her that I had forgotten my cell phone in her car. She hung up turned around and called me on my cell phone when she pulled in the driveway. I came out while talking on the phone with her and when she saw the grin on my face it all clicked. I honestly didn't even think it would work but I'm really glad it did. Reply 4.3k ...
  • Rectangle - spinozasrobot • 1d 11 Awards When you shake someone's hand, move yours left to right. As they do the traditional up and down, a hilarious circle ensues. ... Reply 30.4k
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  • Font - FormerStuff. 1d 28 Awards Oh man do I have a story! In my freshman year of college, my roommate was a very neat and orderly person. He had every pencil in place, every paper had a folder, and his things got neatly packed away. We were pretty amicable towards one another, even with my messy living. At first, when he would leave for classes, I would admire how tidy his desk was and thought to myself "I should fuck with that". For the whole year we lived together I would sneak used staples e
  • Font - The straw that broke the camels back- I had asked him one night what his plans were under the guise of having a companion over for a visit. He said after dinner he had to go check out some obscure book at the library. When he left and headed to the dining hall, I snuck off to the library, found the obscure book he needed, and clicked a staple into it. He gets back to the dorm room and I'm doing homework in the same spot when he had left an hour earlier, claiming the meetup didn't end up h
  • Rectangle - visitjacklake • 1d 2 Awards I know someone who always takes an item to a party & leaves it somewhere in the house, ie a trinket/ tchotchke. ... Reply 19.8k
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  • Font - S halop29632. 1d 2 Awards I'm British, living in Poland. Whenever I'm in the city I always stop and help people holding maps, because there's really not much support for tourists and I want to give other visitors a good impression. However, I usually talk to them in a really thick, fake Slavic accent, but segue into my plummy English accent over the course of the conversation. If they ever comment on how good my English is, I lapse straight back into the fake Polish one and Fank very much
  • Rectangle - thattjuliett 1d ● 4 Awards When driving I like to wave at random people as if I knew them. Hilarious to see instant confusion on their faces ... Reply 17.3k
  • Font - Swedish-Butt-Whistle 1d ● 6 Awards I put a tiny piece of masking tape over my co- worker's mouse laser on April fool's day one year, wrote "April fool's" on it. He troubleshot every single thing except examining the mouse. He eventually called IT who simply turned the mouse over and pointed it out to him. + Reply 26.9k
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  • Font - Shea_J. 1d 4 Awards If I know someone is walking a little ways behind me and I turn a corner with nobody else around I like to run 10-20 steps to widen the gap and then laugh to myself thinking that the person behind me will be confused. I doubt anyone ever notices but I get a kick out of it every time. ... + Reply 20k
  • Font - homeba3931. 1d 3 Awards I went with a friend to the bank to get some papers he needed signed and some minor things done to his account. Every time the guy helping him got up to do something, he and I swapped seats. It took about three before the guy really looked hard at us trying to work out if he was going mad. Also semi-related, I can do my signature backwards, a mirror of itself. But then I write it right to left. I do it on unimportant things, like signing for a delivery or similar.
  • Font - matt314159 • 1d The movie theater in my town is usually mostly empty. There's been a couple of times when I've come in to get seated and there's literally only one other person in my auditorium. There's an evil part of me that wants to just go sit right next to them. Not illegal, but it should be. Reply 10.8k ...
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  • Rectangle - Reviewingremy • 1d S4 Awards Don't turn around when you walk into a lift. Reply 25.9k
  • Rectangle - IWant2rideMyBike. 1d 5 Awards Carefully step over a non-existing obstacle. Reply 36.1k
  • Font - foroxev346 • 1d 4 Awards My friend was logged into his twitter on my tablet so I kept changing his profile picture to a banana.. he thought someone hacked him and tweeted about it.. I replied to the tweet using his profile.. it got so bad he was arguing with himself on twitter. Reply 16.8k
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  • Font - gatik26450. 1d 2 Awards My mother in law is meticulous about her home decor. One day, we come over and she out of the blue asks if we have been flipping one of her decorations on it's side every time we visitied. We were puzzled until our 6 year old started cracking up. The little monster had been switching it for months! Everyone got a good laugh out of it. Ĥ Reply 18.7k ...
  • Rectangle - Dfuz3-Flame . 1d 8 Awards Whenever I visit my extended family across the country, I bring a bag full of random remotes that I don't use anymore. Just random remotes that go to old dvrs or anything really. Just hide them around their house, they only recently caught on. Reply 21.4k ...
  • Rectangle - Cat_Hoarder0 • 1d 6 Awards When you're talking to someone, just keep handing them random items. They'll just keep taking them without realizing it. ... Reply 16k

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