Everyone knows that our beloved doggos descended from the mighty wolf. Once upon a lifetime, wolves had to hunt for their food and survive in the wilderness. But not anymore. Now dogs are domesticated; they have a roof over their heads, expensive hypoallergenic food in their bowls, and all the cuddles, snuggles, and kisses they could ever want (or not want).
At this point in life, we've spoiled our doggos so much to the point that they would most definitely fail at survival in the wilderness. But can you blame em? Who would want to risk their life hunting prey when there's a perfectly capable hooman right next to you who will do it all for you? So in honor of all of that, we decided to dedicate the following article to memes about spoiled doggos who would not even last a single day out alone in the wilderness. We hope these make you giggle with joy!
Look at this tiny little guy, can y'all honestly say that he would be able to take care of himself?
Reason #383839 why doggos wouldn't survive in the wilderness: The wilderness doesn't have pupacchinos! Gasp
If there's no glamping in the wilderness - we don't want it. Not only are our puppies spoiled with love and affection, but they're also spoiled with all sorts of beauty procedures. Anything from a funky hairdo to a grooming sesh.
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