The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 3, 2022)

Being a parent during the days following Halloween is an insane exercise in self-control. A bag or multiple bags of assorted candy is sitting dormant in your house at this very second. Surely, nobody would notice if you took one fun-sized Snickers bar, right? There's no way stealing some Dots would make you one of the worst parents in the world pertaining to the aftermath of Halloween. Parents out there make their kids give away all of their candy to the local dentist's office! There are parents who gleefully throw out all of their children's candy to teach them some kind of lesson about health that will definitely backfire in the future. Some parents lie about throwing out their kid's candy to make them cry so they can be featured on Jimmy Kimmel! You are not even in the same league as some of the worst parents during Halloween: eat your kid's candy.

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