Fresh Work Memes, Jokes & Fails To Keep You From Crying Now That It's Monday

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    Motor vehicle - 12 year old me: I can't wait to grow up, get a job and have my own money Me now: GIF @RemmyBux The cartoon jokes from when I was young all starting to make sense now
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    Font - HUMOROUS RESOURCES IG: Humorous Resources @HumorousResour1 Things we are leaving in 2022: Open ended salary posting. Do not put $0-$150k to satisfy legal requirements. Post the band!
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    Azure - My job is going well, thanks so much for asking! My Job: 9 AM 10 AM 11 AM 12 PM 1 PM 2 PM 3 PM 4 PM 5 PM Drink Coffee, Gently Weep 9 - 10am Open and Close The Same 5 Windows, Make To-Do List 10am-12pm Lunch 12 - 1pm Existential Dread/Think About How Many Unanswered Emails I Have 1 - 3:45pm @iamthirtyaf Respond to Emails in sudden burst of productivity, 3:45pm talk coworkers who just don't do their jobs w/work bestic 4:15 - 5pm
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    Font - Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie Ohhhh sorry I thought EOD meant End of December my bad. Sending now
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    Product - bigboy @bigtallgayguy this is how your email finds me ET
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    Font - COORDINATOR CONFESS ONS CoordinatorConfessions @CoordinatorCon1 Wanna hear something really scary? You have to work tomorrow...and the next day...and the next day...AND the next day.
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    Font - Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_ Am I excited to go to work tonight? No. But am I gonna show up with a positive attitude and work hard? Also No.
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    Cartoon - When you gotta compose yourself at work because physical violence is frowned upon
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    Font - SUPPLY Patrick Coddou @soundslikecanoe I have only two speeds of email reply: 27 seconds 3 weeks 11:23 AM 2020-12-02 · Twitter Web App 16.6K Retweets 2,721 Quote Tweets 169K Likes :
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    Font - Larionne | Web Design & Branding @thebrandhero Set boundaries. If people can't respect those boundaries... I paid you $5,200! I expect you to answer me ASAP. Hello, you paid me to execute and complete a project for you, not to be available to you 24/7. I've kept in constant communication with you throughout, wouldn't you agree? Yes but for the amount of money I paid you. You owe me your full attention. What's going on? Why did I get a refund?? I'm sorry but I think you should find another
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    Sky - Me being broken but still working because I need money to exist: СТОП
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    Human - Jeff Bezos catches an employee on a restroom break (2021, colorized).
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    Font - Maurice @mo87m087 most embarrassing email exchange l ever had: - Sent an email - They replied & called me "Mautice" - I reply with a stink about how my name is properly spelled and that it's actually really important to me - They told me to check my 1st email - I had misspelled my own name
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    Forehead - When someone at work asks me how I'm doing today IF I WAS A BIRD. I'D FLY INTO A CEILING FAN.
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    Font - banana belt betty @bananabeltbetty L Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin and that's what every corporate meeting I've ever been in has felt like
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    Flash photography - back to black @legallyblvck Cashier that knows the code for that exotic fruit Normal cashier R 11:59 AM 2021-02-25 Twitter for Android ... 93.2K Retweets 5,419 Quote Tweets 666K Likes
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    Font - Lindsay @Rollinintheseat My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah. 12:35 PM 2/19/20 Twitter for iPhone ●
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    Font - Jae Yoon, you've been selected for an opportunity Today at 9:37 AM Hi Jae Yoon, Your experience as Autopsy Assistant and Intern at Dr. Sidney B. Weinberg Center for Forensic Sciences stood out to me, when I came across your profile on LinkedIn. We're hiring at Moe's Southwest Grill, and I think you could be a great
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    Gesture - AWARNINGA 11 TO AVOID INJURY DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB \\/
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    Rectangle - ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING: Hiring recent college grads REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and superpowers.

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