'I was 'smoking'': Guy tired of coworker's smoking breaks, devises his own way to "smoke" and fool the boss

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    Font - Posted by u/KhajiitKennedy 7 hours ago Boss told me I couldn't take a smoke break if I wasn't smoking SOC I first started working at 17 as a housekeeper cleaning condos in downtown Toronto. It wasn't a bad gig. The building was under construction (finishing units and such) so there was quite a bit of dust but other than that it was fairly easy work and at the time I was getting above minimum wage.
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    Font - I was the only cleaner in the building but I was good friends with the security guards and would hang out with them on most of my breaks. They were all smokers and I noticed that they were taking small break so if I happen to be near them when they were taking a smoke break I would hang out with them. My boss was a sweet guy, but he did casually mention that the smoke breaks for smokers only and I couldn't just hang out with them. Next break I had I sat down with the security guards and t
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    Font - The next day I came into work with a small pack of sparklers. I kept them in my pocket and when I saw the security guards taking a smoke break I went out with them pulled out a sparkler lit it up and just kind of stood there with them as the sparkler went off. We all had a good chuckle about it. The boss saw me and came outside probably to talk to me about not taking a smoke break if I wasn't a smoker, but he saw the sparkler in my hand. The security guards pointed out that technically I
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    Font - Additional Theory. 6 hr. ago I always thought that if smokers get a 15 minute smoke break than the rest of us should get a 15 minute break to cry in our cars Vote Diblet01 Reply Share +1.5 hr. ago Just start crying. Vote They'll probably send you to your car. Reply Share
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    Font - +1.7 hr. ago At a company I used to work, non smokers got an extra hour of pay. The smokers complained, so we lost the pay and they got banned from smoking during work hours Reply Share HoraceorDoris Vote ... 69vuman 6 hr. ago I knew of a company that required their workers to clock out and in for their smoke breaks. Their time spent smoking was reflected on their paychecks. Vote Reply Share
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    Font - Em_the_Strange +2.7 hr. ago lol well done. honestly this idea that only smokers get smoke breaks is such a silly one. back when i was in the army, as a non- smoker, i'd go with the smokers everytime they took a smoke break. like come on, what do they think was gonna get accomplished with about 75% of the staff on break anyway? luckily they never did try to micromanage like your boss did. glad he saw sense in the end ✩ Vote Reply Share
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    Font - iBorked +1.7 hr. ago Shining retort right there! You're quite the star! Sure smoke'd'im with that one! I'll get my coat. Vote Reply Share KhajiitKennedy OP 7 hr. ago Pfft I smiled at that one that was good Vote Reply Share

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