Animal Memes For Modern Day Crocodile Hunters

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    Organism - I'm deathly afraid of owls. Why are they allowed to do this HeẨM @_whyit ⒸHannie Heere I wish owls couldn't fly and this is just how they got around NOBODY SPECIAL
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    Font - slab-o-meat crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs Siab-o-meat i was on. a new sleep medication last night pizzaback but you were right
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    Plant - iapislazuli *arriving at the club* my girlfriend: do you promise you wont turn into an inaccurate 1800s reconstruction of iguanodon this time me: i promise me 3 drinks later: ESCLIPS
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    Computer - No email has ever found me well. M 600 @FROGWITCH
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    Dog breed - Oh your girl is "loyal"? Put her in a room with him.... Capybara www.Giantamater.com
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    Azure - Oh, look at me. I'm going to lick the toad
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    Pollinator - Black dack Fruit Salad
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    Smile - Soft bodied invertebrates: exist Paleontologists: made with mematic I've never met this man in my life.
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    Jaw - Me when I hear someone mention dinosaurs.
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    Elephant - Paleoloxodon I am one of the largest land mammals to ever exist, rivaling paraceratherium in size and outsizing most non-sauropod dinosaurs ANT @-stocky I fight off giant swans
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    Product - Dr. Jeff Amato @ZirconsForever A couple of weeks ago we had an icebreaker during my graduate seminar and the question was "What is your irrational fear?" My answer was "hammerhead sharks". And today in class I walked in and saw this:
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    Vertebrate - Paleontology Coproliteposting The skull The Animal How a paleoartist would reconstruct the animal.
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    Vertebrate - KOALUIGI
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    Font - K Tweet Father Funk @fatherfunkmusic Life hack: pretend every wasp is the same one and it's your homey coming to say hi. I've been doing this for years. Instead of freaking out I'm just stoked to see my boy Terry. 13:15 9/11/22 Twitter for iPhone ill View Tweet activity 27
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    Bird - You may now cop the bride.
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    Organism - when you see a human fall after tripping over a tree root
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    Bird - What if ducks shared their dog masks with other animals?
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    Cap - When you've been farming fungus for millions of years but some apes take the credit for the first farming organism: It ain't much, but it's honest work
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    Arthropod - If you're cold, they're cold. @JosephTLapp Bring them inside.
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    Sky - "You're so vain, You probably think this sign is about you." JD
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    Drinkware - 603 SWEAR JAR 5 E 367 TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIRDS WHEN I WASN'T ASKED JAR
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    Bird - Animal superpowers! Ants: Peregrine falcon: Octopus: Super-Strength Super-speed Shapeshilling Hummingbird: Frog: Levitation frog :)
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    Smile - When you're a marine biologist and you finally get a tracker on a whale Where the hell have you been, orca? made with mematic
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    Font - L AL L CAN FISH MICROWAVE SOUP I don't know, but it's a bloody good question.
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    Font - Sabaa Tahir @sabaatahir ... Heard my 6yo slowly and painstakingly reading a Nat Geo book about otters to his stuffed otter b/c "I wanted him to know about his family."
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    Food - Wasps must enter figs to pollinate them. After the wasps have completed their life cycle, an enzyme that figs contain, called ficain, digests the dead wasps. Although you may not be consuming actual wasps, many don't consider that figs may still contain wasp ghosts. O'r
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    Forehead - 18th birthday АННННННННН 30th birthday
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    Hair - DOLPHINS I've come up with a use for you imgflip.com DOLPHINS PUFFERFISH Food, right? PUFFERFISH Food, right?
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    Water - ME A GLASS OF WATER AT 3AM
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    Font - Canadian Beaver @CanadianBeave13 Good Flirts: I'm enjoying getting to know you and don't want it to stop. Better Flirts: I'm trying so hard not to kiss you right now. Me Flirting Brown recluses are one of the most mis-identified spiders and many brown recluse "bites" end up actually being MRSA or other Staph infections.

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