I just absolutely love waking up each day, wondering how the hell Elon Musk will manage to screw Twitter up more than he already has. And by screw it up, we kind of mean make it better. Because while some people may think they're tired, the parody accounts are simply killing it lately. And by killing it, we kind of (definitely) mean causing predatory companies to lose a f*ck ton of money.
Anyway. We know that not everyone enjoys watching annoying people freak out about the inevitable demise of Twitter, and not everyone enjoys huge Internet drama. Some of you actually head to Twitter for the quality tweets. And maybe the cringey tweets, too. Most of these fall into the former category in our humble opinions, so hopefully, this batch will please those of you who just miss everything Twitter used to be.