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Twitter Thread: Funny Stories Of Cats Actively Working To Make Their Humans' Lives More Difficult

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    Font - monica @trash_snapp I'll be like "yeah this is my emotional support animal” and it's just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult 7:17 PM - Nov 10, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 18.9K Retweets 1,876 Quote Tweets 137.6K Likes

    Hey, just because our cats actively work to make my lives more difficult doesn't mean that they are not our emotional support animals! Sometimes, you need a little slap on the bootie to get things going. Love hurts. Or at least… that's what we have convinced ourselves that our cats are thinking whenever they decide to randomly bite our ankles in the middle of the night. 

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    Cat - monica @trash_snapp She's cute tho 7:19 PM - Nov 10, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 57 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 2,653 Likes ...

    Yup. That is indeed the counterargument. If someone - some cat hater - asks us why do we even have a cat then, this is the answer. "She's cute though." We will suffer through just about anything for our little murderfluffmonsters to show us a hint of affection. 

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    Cat - abbarach @abbarach Replying to @trash_snapp Harley Quinn is a little chaos gremlin, but I will do anything for her! 10:00 PM - Nov 11, 2022 - Twitter for Android
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    Nose - jen ☆*.**+ @jenooooob Replying to @trash_snapp my lil emotional support cat demon 2:52 AM - Nov 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone ...
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    Wood - callie: spooky version @calamazoowho Replying to @trash_snapp he's a menace but he is my menace E10 Loka Girl. Woman, Other HEARTSTOPPER HEARTSTOFFER NINA LACOUR BERNARDINE EVARISTO www YERBA BUENA 3 ACCIDENTALLY WES ANDERSON O
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    Cat - overeducated adhd cat woman @djwiththejd Replying to @trash_snapp and @legallyypink One has diarrhea often, the other pukes a lot. Together, they help me get out of bed and onto a schedule so we don't live in filth. 4:13 AM - Nov 11, 2022. Twitter for iPhone
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    Carnivore - orlando bloomin onion @smoll_moll Replying to @trash_snapp he insists on putting his hands in EVERYTHING horo 10-0 CATS IDO Marshmallow uff R SO TELEMAGA CHEES Face Mask
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    Cat - Sav @savloi Replying to @trash_snapp The other day I woke up to find her dragging a blue thing across the floor. I put my glasses on to see she had taken the kitchen sponge upstairs to my room as if it were a dead rodent. She was so proud of herself too 12:53 PM - Nov 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone
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    Cat - Stevie Blum @stevieblum44 Replying to @trash_snapp My cute little emotional support demon ⠀
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    Wood - liar @disgrateful Replying to @trash_snapp and @flames_4_flames mine is named toot and he likes macaroni
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    Cat - zero chill gal (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) @baeoflight ... Replying to @trash_snapp he do a scream at 4am, randomly decides the litter tray isn't good enough, psychs out my new boyfriend, licks people's feet, tries to attack possums through the window, steals chicken nuggets, begs for sushi, stalks me while I poop and I'd die for him slash die without him 10:31 AM - Nov 11, 2022 - Twitter for Android
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    Product - Callie van Chiel @Callieco_Girl Replying to @trash_snapp and @feederofcats When my depression is acting up, this kitty is 50% insane goblin behavior to distract me and 50% physically sitting on me to help me sleep and guarding me at night to catch and fight whatever is upsetting me. 3:02 AM - Nov 12, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone
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    Cat - autumn bottom @geekcatandrea Replying to @trash_snapp This is Pablo. He needs both me AND my roommate to be awake or he'll meow from 5am-7am 2:13 PM - Nov 11, 2022 - Twitter for Android
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    Cat - Le Goat @SystemOfAGoat Replying to @trash_snapp Bed pisser, carpet puker, vampire, love sack 3:47 AM - Nov 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone

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