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30 Thanksgiving food fails from people who definitely won't be allowed to host holidays ever again

Every Thanksgiving, American families gather together to celebrate with food and fun activities. In some families, one person or family does all the cooking, while in others, each person brings a dish. Some people took to the internet to share their turkeys and side dishes on r/StupidFood - and some of them are pretty off the wall! Whether it's a mushy turkey slop or a sushi roll formed out of cranberry sauce and stuffing, these people opted for the weird and wacky this Thanksgiving. 

Keep scrolling to check out these crazy meal options, and click here next to read about these fails that failed so hard they almost succeeded once again. 

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  • 1

    A lot going on here with this flavor combo

    Gas - TARIAN RS SALT 90.18g 1060k3/256kcal average adult Stuffing Fl 1.00 Sage and Onion STUFFING FLAVOURED MAYO by Sainsbury's V VEGETARIAN Per tablespoon (15g) ENERGY FAT SATURATES SUGARS SALT 159kJ 38kcal 3.5g 0.3g 1.0g 0.18g 2% 3% 5% 2% 1% % of the Reference Intakes Typical values per 100g: Energy 1060kJ/256kcal RI-Reference Intakes of an average adult (8400kJ/2000kcal) LABA691524
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  • 2

    A messy way to eat a little bit of turkey and a lot of stuffing

    Food - Cheap Meal Ideas - Follow This was so easy and cheap. Bought turkey from Delhi (sliced at 3). Stuffed with stove top stuffing and topped with turkey gravy. Baked for 20 min. Serve with veggie and cranberry sauce. So good!
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  • 3

    Soggy and sweet...two characteristics we all strive for in our Thanksgiving roast

    Food - Lemon and Watermelon Turkey ಠ_ಠ
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  • 4

    This woman swears by her Mac and cheese recipe with RAISINS

    Food - Tik Tok @texykitchen1
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  • 5

    It must make a satisfying crunch to carve this rice krispy turkey stuffed with candy

    Food
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  • 6

    Try a bite of this can of everything...if you dare

    Food - CRAIG'S THANKSGIVING DINNER Q
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  • 7

    One chef made 'stuffing soup'

    Food - Sharpstone*
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  • 8

    This creative soul combined squid, turkey, and lobster into one horrific beast

    Jaw - J Tik Tok @asianmuminlaw
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  • 9

    This person was apparently bragging about their boiled thanksgiving feast

    Ingredient
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  • 10

    Actually adorable addition to any holiday table

    Food - Since 1906 Keller's Creamery BUTTER SCULPTURES TURKEY SHAPED SALTED BUTTER NET WT40Z (1130) Ko KEEP REFRIGERATED
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  • 11

    Mmm, mystery meat

    Food - School lunch on thanksgiving
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  • 12

    Would you try the Twix-wing?

    Food - Twix Twix 1h- I put that TWIX Shakers Seasoning Blend on everything So who's sharing these with their fam? Twix SEASONING BLEND GREAT FOR MAKES & MORE COOKIES Chocolate Ca & Cookie R NET WT 13507303
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  • 13

    This gorgeous decorated pie looks too good to eat

    Food - 92 GR
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  • 14

    This person claimed to serve Mac n cheese pizza to their unsuspecting guests

    Food - Cheetos MOC'N CHEESE
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  • 15

    How appetizing

    Food - BRACHS. Turkey Dinnert Green Beans Roasted Turkey • Cranberry Sauce Stuffing MATALATON AUTECALL RAMMERCONT Apple PicCoffee Candy Corn Turkey Dinner
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  • 16

    Let's hope it's a chocolate turkey

    Food
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  • 17

    This person made Thanksgiving sushi that turned a nice shade of lavender

    Food
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  • 18

    Odd sushi made with leftovers

    Food
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  • 19

    This pie contains sweet potatoes and regular potatoes, and who knows what else

    Food
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  • 20

    Only the finest egg loaf may grace our Thanksgiving table

    Food
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  • 21

    When 'only three ingredients' sounds a little ominous

    Food - ONLY 3 INGREDIENTS
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  • 22

    What a shame that the recipe for these assorted scraps is lost to time

    Food - I made a recipe I saw on TikTok. Turkey bacon, apples, onions, and cloves. Unfortunately I can't find the TikTok. 01 Like Comment Send
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  • 23

    Smushy meat pancake

    Food - r/StupidFood Posted by u/Qzounz 8 months ago Minced turkey meat and minced potato with cheese my wife attempted
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  • 24

    This turkey looks perfect, what could be wrong with it? Glitter. The answer is - it's a glitter turkey.

    Food
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  • 25

    Forcing your relatives to try the turkey and cranberry sauce flavored ice cream

    Food - OR E A IND M \\\_////. u”SRIN O R MADE SALT & STRAW lized HAND FRESH Saret 4 Turkey & Cranberry u
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  • 26

    Chef tried to sous-vide everything...all together...and this is how it turned out

    Food
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  • 27

    Little spam turkey!

    Food - SPAM A
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  • 28

    A Flamin' Hot Cheetos turkey will keep your relatives talking for weeks

    Food - X Reynolds Kitchens Cheetos® FLAMIN' HOT® Turkey Recipe 5 ★★(1) Heat up your Thanksgiving with this Cheetos® FLAMIN' HOT® crusted turkey. If you're using a Turkey ... Ingredients Turkey 1 Tbsp flour Oil or Butter, to brush on turkey 1 large bag Cheetos® FLAMIN' HOTⓇ Reynolds Kitchens® Oven Bags, Turkey Size fo; Images may be subiect to copyright Learn More Visit :
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  • 29

    Hope you brought your appetite

    Food - 20g of protein NET WT 90.07 858 Slow Roasted Turkey Breast 170 3.5, 2, 20g
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  • 30

    This creative chef made a pizza of sorts with leftovers (cranberry cubes included)

    Food - Turkey, gravy, stuffing, and cranberry
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