15 Crazed Individuals Share Their Funniest, Most Ridiculous Blackout Stories In Time for Friday Funday

Not sure if these stories that accurately depict the wheels comin' off amidst the throes of a booze-charged bender headed for blackout station make me want to up and hoist a glass of something dangerously strong...or just, like never drink again. Maybe we can learn a little something from these clearly dysfunctional degenerates, or perhaps and most unfortunately, gather subconscious inspiration the next time we find ourselves going off the rails. 

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