Listen, we all know how hard it is to make a good turkey. You have to keep is moist, cook it in the oven for hours, bla bla bla. WE DON'T CARE. Turkey is fine, it's whatever. But them potatoes. Oooooh baby, those potatoes. In any form potatoes are top notch, but in their native Irish Guacamole form—YES. Pass them mashed potatoes. Truly, Thanksgiving dinner just wouldn't be as good if it wasn't for those delicious mashiest of mashed potatoes. Creamy or chunky, as long as they've got the butter and salt and melt in your mouth then they are the top of the Thanksgiving foodchain. This isn't a debatable topic. Think about it, have you ever met someone who doesn't like some form of potatoes? If you have, that person is definitely some reptilian alien monster thing. Potatoes are life. If you agree, then please indulge in these tasty mashed potato memes below: but a quick warning, they will make your mouth water.
