People Share the Funniest Things Said by Patients and Doctors During Anesthesia

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    Font - ShinyShawnee As I was drifting off, I asked what the armband I had on was for. RN said "So you can get in the club, baby. Night night"
    via ShinyShawnee
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    Smile - Grover's Picnic I was getting a colonoscopy and surgery and apparently I was watching the camera on the screen and said. “This is the worst show I have ever seen"
    via Grover's Picnic
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    Smile - Dana Once in a procedure, this lady threw up the peace sign and said "DNR" right before she was knocked out
    via Dana
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    Human body - paige the nurse asked if I was nervous and I lied and said "no" and she goes "you know we can see your heartbeat right?"
    via paige
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    Font - Ryen Buys When I woke up I realized I couldn't talk because my throat was too dry and so I started using sign language (barely) and the nurse yelled "no one told me she was deaf!!! I don't know sign language!!"
    via Ryen Buys
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    Human body - hi it's haley i was OUT OF IT (sepsis lol) but according to my surgeon i said "how crazy would it be if i was faking this whole time" (i was not)
    via hi it's haley
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    Font - Sienna The scariest surgery i had i woke up in recovery, said “oh hey im awake” nurse goes "oh honey you've been awake for two hours" EXCUSE ME
    via Sienna
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    Human body - Sandy Pants I saw a monitor being brought in and asked if it was an instructional video for my surgeon
    via Sandy Pants
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    Head - Jeanette W. Fitts when my surgeon asked his nurse for something, I said "you got legs, get up and get it yourself"
    via Jeanette W. Fitts
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    Font - Elyse Myers I tried to tell them my entire story of how I met my husband and when I woke up I thought my husband had gotten a face transplant (nurse waking me up) and I immediately began crying.
    via Elyse Myers
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    Font - Shelley Weikert when I went in for hysterectomy, I said "see ya later ovulator"
    via Shelley Weikert
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    Font - MikiRey99 I woke up from my colonoscopy and told my white nurse she looked EXACTLY like my bf. Should have seen her face when my black bf came to pick me up
    via MikiRey99
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    Human body - Reuven I once told my anesthesiologist that his job was to make sure that all the doctors that came in with watches left with watches.
    via Reuven
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    Font - chaoticallycranky apparently when they were giving me the meds to relax before being put to sleep, and tying my hand down/securing it, I told everyone to wait! I had not told them what my safe word was"
    via chaoticallycranky
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    Font - Brilynn When I got a surgery, they took off my glasses and i said they were dirty. Then I woke up to a nurse saying “I cleaned your glasses for you"
    via Brilynn
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    Font - Robbie I bet them I'd stay awake. And they said not a chance. When I woke up it was the anesthesiologist me and just said "I won." who was there looking at
    via Robbie
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    Font - ali5359 I said "I don't think this is working" then, all of a sudden, I was in recovery
    via ali5359
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    Handwriting - thegreatgingineer My anesthesiologist asked if I was scared and I said yes. He goes "me too!" And put me out
    via thegreatgingineer
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    Smile - Alice Apparently when I woke up I asked them to bring me the head of John the Baptist??
    via Alice
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    Font - meganhawkinsward had an anesthesiologist actually tell me, "I'm giving you propofol, yes it killed MJ, but you'll be fine because I'm here" I had no response.
    via meganhawkinsward
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    Font - User1269838 I remember telling them my IV hurt and they said yep propofol burns... then I woke up with no shirt on. Just like tequila
    via User1269838
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    Smile - StephReadsAlot My last time I just said "good luck everybody. I believe in you!" SHP
    via StephReadsAlot
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    Rectangle - Megan Paolucci I once said "this looks nothing like Greys Anatomy" I was upset there was no gallery for people to watch as I got my gallbladder removed Imao
    via MeganPaolucci

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