People Share the Funniest Things Said by Patients and Doctors During Anesthesia

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    Font - ShinyShawnee As I was drifting off, I asked what the armband I had on was for. RN said "So you can get in the club, baby. Night night"
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    Smile - Grover's Picnic I was getting a colonoscopy and surgery and apparently I was watching the camera on the screen and said. “This is the worst show I have ever seen"
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    Smile - Dana Once in a procedure, this lady threw up the peace sign and said "DNR" right before she was knocked out
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    Human body - paige the nurse asked if I was nervous and I lied and said "no" and she goes "you know we can see your heartbeat right?"
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    Font - Ryen Buys When I woke up I realized I couldn't talk because my throat was too dry and so I started using sign language (barely) and the nurse yelled "no one told me she was deaf!!! I don't know sign language!!"
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    Human body - hi it's haley i was OUT OF IT (sepsis lol) but according to my surgeon i said "how crazy would it be if i was faking this whole time" (i was not)
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    Font - Sienna The scariest surgery i had i woke up in recovery, said “oh hey im awake” nurse goes "oh honey you've been awake for two hours" EXCUSE ME
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    Human body - Sandy Pants I saw a monitor being brought in and asked if it was an instructional video for my surgeon
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    Head - Jeanette W. Fitts when my surgeon asked his nurse for something, I said "you got legs, get up and get it yourself"
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    Font - Elyse Myers I tried to tell them my entire story of how I met my husband and when I woke up I thought my husband had gotten a face transplant (nurse waking me up) and I immediately began crying.
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    Font - Shelley Weikert when I went in for hysterectomy, I said "see ya later ovulator"
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    Font - MikiRey99 I woke up from my colonoscopy and told my white nurse she looked EXACTLY like my bf. Should have seen her face when my black bf came to pick me up
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    Human body - Reuven I once told my anesthesiologist that his job was to make sure that all the doctors that came in with watches left with watches.
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    Font - chaoticallycranky apparently when they were giving me the meds to relax before being put to sleep, and tying my hand down/securing it, I told everyone to wait! I had not told them what my safe word was"
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    Font - Brilynn When I got a surgery, they took off my glasses and i said they were dirty. Then I woke up to a nurse saying “I cleaned your glasses for you"
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    Font - Robbie I bet them I'd stay awake. And they said not a chance. When I woke up it was the anesthesiologist me and just said "I won." who was there looking at
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    Font - ali5359 I said "I don't think this is working" then, all of a sudden, I was in recovery
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    Handwriting - thegreatgingineer My anesthesiologist asked if I was scared and I said yes. He goes "me too!" And put me out
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    Smile - Alice Apparently when I woke up I asked them to bring me the head of John the Baptist??
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    Font - meganhawkinsward had an anesthesiologist actually tell me, "I'm giving you propofol, yes it killed MJ, but you'll be fine because I'm here" I had no response.
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    Font - User1269838 I remember telling them my IV hurt and they said yep propofol burns... then I woke up with no shirt on. Just like tequila
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    Smile - StephReadsAlot My last time I just said "good luck everybody. I believe in you!" SHP
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    Rectangle - Megan Paolucci I once said "this looks nothing like Greys Anatomy" I was upset there was no gallery for people to watch as I got my gallbladder removed Imao

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