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'My wife snores like a water buffalo drowning in porridge': 30 Rare insults from roast-masters on the internet

Internet roasts hold a special place in our hearts, mainly for their unending creativity. IRL, no one would think to call someone a "warm toilet seat" or a "hate filled turnip"! Thankfully, hidden behind their keyboards, these merciless roast-masters are coming for everyone. They're lurking in the comments section, ready to pounce. Scroll down to check out these frankly jaw-dropping insults that are both funny and previously unheard of. 

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