'Temptations And A Catnip Mouse': Cat Owners Share What They Would Find Inside Their Cat's Pockets If They Had Any

It's no secret that cats are criminals. If you own a cat, you basically get robbed on a daily basis. Whether it's stealing sausages from the fridge or actual money from your purse - cats have no chill and 0 regrets about it too. But that's exactly why we love them and we truly wouldn't have it any other way. Thus, to commemorate feline crime in all its glory, we turned to our ICanHasCheezburger community on Facebook and asked them, 'if your cat had pockets, what would you find inside them?'. And let's just say, the responses did not disappoint.

We couldn't stop laughing while scrolling through the hundreds of responses. While we couldn't save and present all of them to you, we did our best to hand-pick the best responses along with some pretty great cat tax. Have a scroll through yourself and let us know in the comments what you would find in your cat's pockets if they had any.

01

via Amber Rose

"Smash currently for sure has some nip, an ornament and a lightbulb off the tree, my nail clippers, a pink pom pom ball, a crinkle ball, and a wad of his brother's fur."
We're obsessed with Smash!!!
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02

via Caitlin Williams

"Malachi would have dry kibble piled high in his pockets. He is a foodie to the core and if there's food, he's going to be lining up like it's a buffet lol."
03

via Stellarr Chance

"Both my kitty kids like qtips and balled up receipts"
04

via Cheryl Fralinger

"Bellatrix Lestrange would have a knife."
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05

via Becky Sanchez

"Food, especially Rhy(large grey cat in the back)and Bucket(black cat at the foot of the bed), Mufasa(orange tabby) would have toys and some nip. Not sure about Stormy(smaller grey cat in the front), she's an odd ball."
06

via Janette Jablonski

"My girl Luna, probably a weapon of mass destruction. My boy Axl would forget he had pockets and look at me confused every time I checked them."
07

via Terri Troutman

"Treats, treats, and more treats!"
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08

via Kelly Keefe

"My ear plugs!"
09

via Isaac Thompson

"Cat nip, flask of bourbon, a cigar, and a parking ticket"
10

via Amanda Smith

"This is Puddy Tatt."
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11

via Brad Hinckley

"All of my hair ties!!
-casey"
12

via Gerard & Giselle

"Toenails"
13

via Barbara Kring

"The Necronomicon"