'Temptations And A Catnip Mouse': Cat Owners Share What They Would Find Inside Their Cat's Pockets If They Had Any

It's no secret that cats are criminals. If you own a cat, you basically get robbed on a daily basis. Whether it's stealing sausages from the fridge or actual money from your purse - cats have no chill and 0 regrets about it too. But that's exactly why we love them and we truly wouldn't have it any other way. Thus, to commemorate feline crime in all its glory, we turned to our ICanHasCheezburger community on Facebook and asked them, 'if your cat had pockets, what would you find inside them?'. And let's just say, the responses did not disappoint.

We couldn't stop laughing while scrolling through the hundreds of responses. While we couldn't save and present all of them to you, we did our best to hand-pick the best responses along with some pretty great cat tax. Have a scroll through yourself and let us know in the comments what you would find in your cat's pockets if they had any.

Posted by elina lee

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"Smash currently for sure has some nip, an ornament and a lightbulb off the tree, my nail clippers, a pink pom pom ball, a crinkle ball, and a wad of his brother's fur."
We're obsessed with Smash!!!

Via Amber Rose
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2

"Malachi would have dry kibble piled high in his pockets. He is a foodie to the core and if there's food, he's going to be lining up like it's a buffet lol."

Via Caitlin Williams
3

"Both my kitty kids like qtips and balled up receipts"

Via Stellarr Chance
4

"Bellatrix Lestrange would have a knife."

Via Cheryl Fralinger
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5

"Food, especially Rhy(large grey cat in the back)and Bucket(black cat at the foot of the bed), Mufasa(orange tabby) would have toys and some nip. Not sure about Stormy(smaller grey cat in the front), she's an odd ball."

Via Becky Sanchez
6

"My girl Luna, probably a weapon of mass destruction. My boy Axl would forget he had pockets and look at me confused every time I checked them."

Via Janette Jablonski
7

"Treats, treats, and more treats!"

Via Terri Troutman
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8

"My ear plugs!"

Via Kelly Keefe
9

"Cat nip, flask of bourbon, a cigar, and a parking ticket"

Via Isaac Thompson
10

"This is Puddy Tatt."

Via Amanda Smith
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11

"All of my hair ties!!
-casey"

Via Brad Hinckley
12

"Toenails"

Via Gerard & Giselle
13

"The Necronomicon"

Via Barbara Kring