Happy Birthday to you

Break out the sparklers and fireworks its birthday time. Time for raucous laughter, excessive drinking, and all the rules of a well-functioning society thrown out the window.

Not. But it is time to recognize you are one year older, and on the far side of the year to come. So make a wish, take a shot, check out some more Happy Birthday Memes and party like your're 18 and in college. Or invite your friends to a wine tasting and pretend high society comes naturally to you.