'Deliberately delay responses to text messages and e-mails': 30 things we all do but pretend we don't

What are the things we all do that no one talks about? Is it picking your nose? Winning arguments in your head? Purposely not responding to messages/e-mails for a while despite having the time to do so? Perhaps it's all of the above.

 

Keep scrolling below to see what these Redditors had to say on this thread from r/AskReddit, which was posted by u/TheBlanketFortPirate. For more Ask Reddit compilations, check out this post about the craziest baby names. 

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