Wonky Memes That Don't Look Quite Right

I wish I could be one of those people who could raw dog vision. By that, I mean the second you open your eyes, you can see the world without assistance from glasses or contacts. If you're a diva of the 20/20 vision experience, consider me officially jealous of you.

I've worn contacts for 10 years now, and sometimes I have the creeping inner thought that I should just go and get my eyes zapped. The fact that there are lasers that can easily make your vision good in one foul swoop is so insanely tempting. However, I don't know if I could do it. I love putting little pieces of flexible plastic onto my eyeballs every day. It communicates to my brain that it's time to get up and start dominating the day. If I didn't have teeny little lenses telling me it was time to be awake, I don't know if I could stop myself from clocking out at approximately 3:21 PM.

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