Hot Twitter Thread: Generic Hinge Bios For The Basic Mortals

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    Font - kimberlee @kimberleeerose hi i'm jason from hinge. i love sushi and marvel movies. we'll get along if you understand my sarcasm. i'm just looking for my future gym buddy 8:24 PM Dec 9, 2022
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    Font - amanda says: @venustoner. Dec 10 Replying to @kimberleeerose I'm the type of texter who doesn't text back lol 27 1 1 124
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    Font - loop @Loopdeez · Dec 9 Replying to @kimberleeerose I'll brag to my friends about you if my dog likes you Q 1 1 23 2,773 kimberlee @kimberleeerose Dec 9 Replying to @Loopdeez i go crazy for cuddles and movie nights 企 ... :
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    Font - Theo @theomanic · Dec 11 Replying to @kimberleeerose "The most embarrassing fact about me is: lol not telling" Like BRO you picked the prompts! If you don't want to answer it, don't pick it! My friends show me their Hinge matches for me to roast. I am not even trying to be mean, it just happens because I get so irritated. :
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    Font - UABLES Lyz Lenz @lyzl. Dec 11 Replying to @kimberleeerose "I'll know when I've found the one when I delete this app" 1 17 8 445 : ↑
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    Font - lolo the clown @vaginaspektor. Dec 10 Replying to @kimberleeerose i saw you on hinge but we didn't match haha maybe you didn't see me. figured i'd find you here and DM you. no reply? wow ok good talk 17 6 2 462 소
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    Font - Biggest risk I've taken Is investing in bitcoin ♡
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    Font - paul dunn @ruggerdunner Dec 11 Replying to @kimberleeerose "Looking for my partner in crime”. Translation: I'm super uptight, I want someone to split nachos with. 27 1 15 소
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    Font - Len Kasper The Frien... @Fertit... Dec 10 Replying to @kimberleeerose He should meet Tara from Hinge who loves white wine and avocado toast. Two things she couldn't live without are her yoga mat, and re-runs of The Office. She's looking for someone to help her indulge her wanderlust. 27 4 3 728 ↑
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    Font - BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME Taped tampons to my body that were dyed in blue...I was Picasso's blue period
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    Font - darbs @darbs1015 Dec 10 Replying to @kimberleeerose I'm also really spontaneous because I randomly booked a flight to Thailand 27 2 2 68 소
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    Font - I like to put on Fast Car by Tracey Chapman and openly weep in my car parked behind a Trader Joe's.
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    Font - tiffanylowe @snapsfortiffany · Dec 10 ● Replying to @kimberleeerose better than joe from bumble who is looking for an ENM-friendly girl to join him and his fiance sarah for adventures 2 17 32 ↑
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    Font - Sarah Murdoch @sarahrmurdoch Dec 10 Replying to @kimberleeerose I determined that there are really only 7 guys in Seattle: pale dad bod software guy, extreme sports guy, ironic moustache and microbrew guy, sports fan guy, crypto bro, I like tacos and taking shirtless fish pics guy... and the true classic-guy with a boat. 7 27 2 59
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    Font - Magyn Kennedy @MagynKennedy · Dec 11 Replying to @kimberleeerose Reminds me of this lol Magyn Ken... @Magynk.... Nov 27, 2021 If you talk about pineapple on pizza in your dating profile I know mid 2011 was your last attempt at developing a personality
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    Font - glass garlic... @hotburntpopc... · Dec 10 Replying to @kimberleeerose on tinder it's "i'm 6'10 since apparently that matters. just a single dad looking for a step mom for my princess. bonus points if you like anime 100 please don't swipe if you're not a 10. i'm hardly on here so follow me on snap." 97 22 17 739
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    Font - TotorosJuicyBus... @BussyTotor... · Dec 10 Replying to @kimberleeerose Biggest risk: downloading this app Most controversial opinion: pineapples on pizza We'll get along if.... You like the office 1 46 3 2,284
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    Font - IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD local pirate @localpirate7 Dec 10 Replying to @kimberleeerose Hi I'm Jeff. I'm recently divorced so expect me to be terrified of commitment yet in need of constant validation. I work 52 hrs a week but don't make a ton of money so I often won't be available and I'll still be broke. 27 1 4 93 ↑
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    Font - Janie BLM Goo... @2browneyedb... Dec 11 Replying to @kimberleeerose after work you can find me: at the gym lol Is there anyone real on this app lol Does anyone even read these lol I'm an open book lol ●
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    Font - Horse Latitudes @LorseHatitudes Dec 11 Replying to @kimberleeerose I don't get many matches Miley Cyrus being the greatest live performer of the 21st century : ●●●
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    Font - - Dec 10 BigYikes @CutieCremPufN64 Replying to @NICKWALSH and @kimberleeerose You motivated me to finally change my prompt that went "I want someone who has something they completely geek out over". Everyone using a dating app is a geek in someway, it's not going to narrow down the pool. 22 1 10 소
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    Font - I'm a huge Harry Potter nerd, so sue me. Harry Potter, Disney and Languages Star Wars, Marvel, DC, Disney, Survivor & tennis I constantly cite and quote Harry Potter references. (there's a good chance I watch the movies on a

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