A Frog-Heavy Dump of Animal Memes

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    Mobile phone - SORRY GOTTA TAKE THIS NOKIA 07:30 0 MF TROUT CALLIN ME
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    Frog - Moving forward... December emails are a January problem. Inbox 127 Unread Emails 0 @FROGWITCH
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    Art - having a Shrimply wonderful Christmas
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    Air gun - Tune the bottom E to a B. 02 YAMAHA YAMAHA Keep tuning the high E up. i 1962 Then tune the B to an E. 172202 YAMAHA Eventually you'll get to R. BAD You now have BADGER on the guitar. YAMAHA REG
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    Organism - The Onion @TheOnion - 18h Experts Say Future Of Green Transportation May Be 16-Ton Possum That Passengers Cling To Like Babies bit.ly/37UWxNy 106 1,340 7,362 OUR ANNUAL YEAR August L
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    Property - guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue Live Lamy's Fig Stroge
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    Sky - As you can see here, the mother gently picks its young up by the scruff of its neck to move it out of harms way. HTUULEST BW.40 AL14 HC HADAROM CONTAINER TERMINAL
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    Forehead - When someone asks me to kill any of the spiders in my house They are not vermin. They are citizens of the Federation.
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    Font - whalefact @awhalefact a whale is NOT a christmas present, it is a 330,000 pound, 85 year commitment
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    Nature - "What is your retirement strategy?" bro i literally just want to be a well-dressed mole enjoying tea under a mushroom HP @spcybois
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    Font - Methamphetamemes Jan 15, 2020. Can't stop thinking about the fact frogs are just pickled hamsters
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    Font - Katie Didn't @Pork_Chop_Hair Instead of butterfly kisses, I give you moth kisses. They're crazy, frantic, all over the place- and quite honestly, you're terrified. 1:09 AM 2017-10-06 Twitter for iPhone . 2,906 Retweets 54 Quote Tweets 6,323 Likes
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    Nose - *minutes later* made with mematic OMG The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering. Japanese firemen's jackets from the 19th century
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    Water - Me (Tree #2) My grandparents who drove two hours to watch me in a school musical
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    Wood - Difference between Northern and Southern Brown Recluse Northern: Southern: Violin Fiddle
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    Font - ED Dr Kyle Y @KylePlantEmoji I heard there was a secret man Who walked around with lobster hands But you don't really care for seafood do ya? It goes like this, he'd snip, he'd pinch He'd pierce your nose, he'd pierce your lips The exoskeleton would puncture through ya Lobster dude claw Lobster dude claw
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    Font - official-europa Follow You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows
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    Vertebrate - turtle school madredhattie Malyor TH 224 10 Am Today at 11:50 PM why is there a horseshoe crab Mads Today at 11:50 PM exchange student
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    Font - @joshcarlosjosh you okay, babe? you've barely touched the 184 birds I gave you over the course of the 12 days of christmas 4:56 PM 12/3/22 .
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    Vertebrate - all he life he've know 3 things 1. pinch 2. sting 3. hurry scurry "but! is this all there is? what cruel God would condemn his child to just, 3 things? mustn't there be more to life?" he wonders it is time to learn number 4: nurture
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    Font - michael @FilledwithUrine i don't think it's too much to wish that i was a toad and i had a hot frog wife and we lived under a cool white spotted red mushroom in the forest and every morning we go get the mail and say hello to our worm neighbor even if he didn't like how hospitable we were with him 12:23 AM 2022-12-12 Twitter for iPhone 55 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 301 Likes
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    Photograph - You are a big cat, but we do not grant you the rank of Roaring. What? How can mew do this to me? This is meowtrageous!
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    Sky - LIVE 10:43 Following For You Home POV you're a frog in a burrow I'm marking for protection so you can rest safely froggiebiologist Now no one will bother you #frogs #science #construction #consulting #burrows ... more End Of Line but better - @_King_Dingus___ ...I LTE C Friends + Inbox 85.0K ... 676 2721 1679 8 Profile
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    Font - BLE RD RE Not only did the last people to rent this Airbnb leave a whole bottle of vodka, they also left us with this SCRABBLE UBLE TTER CORE OUBLE ETTER CORE DOUBLE WORD SCORE HOUBLE WORD SCORE TRIPLE LETTER SCORE TRIPLE LETTER SCORE TRIPLE WORD SCORE DOUBLE WORD SCORE DOUBLE LETTER TRIPLE WORD SCOR DOUBLE LETTER SCORE Phrag C 1A LETTER DISTRIBUTION BLANK-2
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    Organism - We Regret To Inform You That Seals Have Nails On fleek? RACHAEL FUNNELL Social Editor and Staff Writer Dec 12, 2022 2:30 PM 2.1k Shares Had a pinnipedicure, feeling cute, might catch a fish later idk
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    Font - It's weird to realize how many of the gifts in 12 days of christmas are birds. 6 out of the first 7 days, your true love just gives you birds. it's 23 total birds. what if you don't even like birds 12:39 PM 12/9/21 Twitter Web App 809 Retweets 118 Quote Tweets 5,986 Likes Everything Is Alive @ianchillag-2d Replying to @ianchillag I bet on day 5 you're like, golden rings, phew, we're finally done with all the birds. then bam, six geese
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    Font - Duck @arealduck In biology, measuring reptile and amphibian length is typically done "snout-to-vent" meaning tip of nostril to cloaca. I propose that we rename it "booper-to-pooper." Thank you for your time. 1:13 PM Dec 4, 2022 571 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 5.7K Likes : 27
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    Font - mindflakes @mindflakes Occasionally I'll get a sudden powerful urge to grab a pigeon off the street and shove it in my bag, but apart from that everything's fine
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    Vertebrate - Erik Wade @erik_kaars I love how every single study about octopuses is just completely wild. INDEPENDENT.CO.UK Octopuses sometimes punch fish out of spite, scientists say Things get salty when it comes to sharing food mas Kleindin NATURE.COM Octopuses on ecstasy just want a cuddle Molluscs' reaction to popular party drug echoes humans' response. INVERSE.COM Watch: The scientific reason why baby octopuses ride jellyfish INDIATODAY IN Stranger things: Octopus arms may have minds Accor
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    Carnivore - marlynnofmany Follow *giant wind gust outside* Me: "Don't say it." My Brain: OO 19,955 notes

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