‘Don’t You Dare Show Up to My Wedding With a Tan’ : Bridezilla Dictates Bridesmaids Hair, Skin Tone, and Weight

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Eleonora Bader
Dec 19, 2022 7:00 PM EST

Planning a wedding can make any sensible person become a hot bundle of nerves and silly putty. We women tend to have a vision of how we want our perfect wedding to look like. And woe to those that stand to get in our way… But there are levels of crazy for everything, y'know? And there has to be some sort of a line, a boundary of sorts. We think that dictating someone's hair, skin tone or weight crosses that line. 

 

But Reddit is full of stories that unfortunately, don't surprise us. We all know a Bridezilla or two… and it's frankly inexcusable. Women are supposed to lift each other up, not put each other down! We want our besties to look and feel gorgeous at our weddings. And why wouldn't we? How insecure must you be to want others to look like crap so that you can outshine them? Well, there is no shortage of AH's out there, and this post is about one of 'em. 

 

While scouring r/bridezillas we encountered a godforsaken Bridezilla who needs to set her priorities straight. Scroll down to check it out. As for you single pringles who are rolling their eyes at the thought of a wedding, click here to see some relatable memes.

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    Font - Posted by u/dutchessdaemon 15 hours ago Bridezilla? Or no? So my friend was recently a bridesmaid for a friend of hers. First of all the bride asked people specifically not to lose any weight, which originally I thought was to do with the dresses, but now I'm thinking there might be an alterior motive. See, after she got the bridesmaids dresses, she then dictated the following rules --Bridesmaids are not allowed to lighten their hair (the bride was blonde) -Bridesmaids are not allowed to
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    Font - a tan -Bridesmaids can only have their hair in a pony tail, which has to be approved by the bride. My friend didn't really have an issue to begin with, until she realised she was going to Thailand before the wedding. The bride told her she was not allowed to sit in the sun, so as not to get a tan. Else she will 'upstage her'. I completely get that it's the brides big day, but surely you can't have command over someone's holiday and weight?! Edit * I was corrected, the bridesmaids also wer
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    Organism - FreakyPickles +4·14 hr. ago · edited 14 hr. ago I think any woman who specifically wants her bridesmaids to look bad so she can look better is automatically a bridezilla. 590 Taco_Hartley 12 hr. ago And a bad person! 150 Reply Share . ... Reply Share
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    Font - DreamCrusher 914 +3. 11 hr. ago Real queens fix each other's crowns 156 Reply Share
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    Font - Single_Joke_9663 +1.14 hr. ago edited 12 hr. ago This woman is clearly going to be one of those brides you can't do it right for. She should drop out. When petty tyrants make tons of arbitrary and hard to fill requests, people run in circles trying to obey them-but tyrants are gonna tyrant. Anyone being this controlling, hostile and bizarre around stupid shit like ponytails is going to be a nightmare at the wedding. 55 Reply Share ...
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    Font - dutchessdaemon OP. 13 hr. ago My thoughts exactly. I'm getting married soon, and my bridesmaids had a say in the dress, got to pick their shoes, makeup and hairstyles. Surely a normal person would want their closest friends to feel beautiful on their special day?! I definitely do! Reply Share 43 ...
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    Organism - RJack151 +3.15 hr. ago I would pass on being part of the bridal party. Then show up at the wedding as a guest with everything that she said you could not have/get. 227 Reply Share 13 hr. ago Muted_Caterpillar13 Absolutely!! It's nice to meet another petty person such as myself. I truly just dislike these kinds of brides and frankly, non-bridal people who act like this.
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    Font - 14 hr. ago Any bride/groom who attempts to dictate someone's weight and skin tone is AUTOMATICALLY a zilla. It's insane. Bride is obviously a raging mass of insecurities and it's only going to get worse. PreRaphPrincess 123 B Reply Share
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    Font - CatoOomen 14 hr. ago You can't dictate stuff like that just because you're getting married. People don't live for you. 20 Reply Share
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