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'Don't want to wear pants? Then you can go home': Shopping cart collector takes boss literally after being directed to change clothes 1

Infuriated boss tries to get rid of employee after he refuses to answer work calls over the weekend, HR sides with employee: 'This won't happen again' 2

‘I kid you not…’: Guy stumbles upon job posting for a position he was rejected for, concocts a plan with the recruiter and lands a 2nd interview with the same manager 3

Dealership pulls bait and switch, customer leaves 1-star reviews and costs them $50k: 'Every time I have a few minutes to spare, I create a new account and leave a 1 star review for this dealership' 4

‘You are my only hope’: Man gets big bonus from his job, only for financially reckless brother to demand he use money to buy him a house 5

Millennials reveal what it takes to get boomer relatives to accept the reality of the job market: 'This job was paying $15 an hour' 6

Come back later 1

Vocal Cat Gets Returned to the Shelter After 'Meowing Too Much', Gets Adopted Within 24hrs by a Cat Lover Craving Affection 2

And humans don't even have claws to open things with 3

The real plot twist 4

Me likey flowers 5

He's innocent! 6