Dude Fails Terribly, Learns the Hard Way Sex Toys Are Definitely Better Not Left Out

In the realm of cringe-inducing fails this guy just skyrocketed to the top of the totem pole. Maybe he was in a hurry to get outta there, either way the neglect cost him big time. Hard to imagine he'll be getting invited back to crash again anytime soon. Here's to hoping the kid goes on having no idea what she was rocking in the way of her jewelry upgrade.

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Dude must've had a low key stroke when he first received this text!

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