Random Memes Roasting On An Open Fire

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
Dec 22, 2022 10:00 PM EST

Oh boy, I can't wait to scroll through these totally random memes. But before I do so, I can't help but remember that the word "random" rhymes with "ransom." If you'll allow me to go on a little tangent about the word "ransom," I hope you wouldn't mind. Even if you do mind, you're not going to stop me. 

For some unknown reason, my dad's middle name is Ransom. It's one of those names that you'd expect quirky millennial parents to name their son to make him sound unique, but this is not the case with my father. Oh no, my dad is a 60-year-old man whose middle name means "a sum of money or other payment demanded or paid for the release of a prisoner." To me, that is iconic. I cannot wait to name my son, my daughter, or my future pets some iteration of the Ransom name in order to pay tribute to my rad dad. 

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    Font - arcaneloquence Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say: As the prophecy foretold. . But at what cost? • So let it be written; so let it be done. • So...it has come to this. . That's just what he/she/they would've said. Is this why fate brought us together? . And thus, I die. ....just like in my dream... Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be. • There is no escape from destiny. • Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen. •
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    Font - graystripe once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
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    Nose - Me trying to calm my nephew down after stealing his chocolate
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    Product - Alex Ernst @AlexErnst when someone compliments me THX irklikeswaffletoo When someone compliments me I too make a loud, jarring noise doyoulovelamp "Hey, I like your shirt" "mmmMMMMMMMWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHH"
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    Microphone - Shoutout to the HVAC guys for putting holes all over the house to sweep dirt into ifunny.co
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    Hair - Could you excuse me? [Screams]
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    Forehead - PSYCHOLOGICAL HEALTH » PSYCHOLOGICAL RESILIENCE How to Get Through Tough Times aborteddreams wiki How 1 G light Yourself. Tell yourself that it's making you stronger and the universe is just testing you.
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    Dog - Heck Gods. Heck Masters.
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    Cat - SHO OK
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    Water - ICEM imgflip.com NE THE P www. UP-SCA
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    Nature - No, I will not elaborate @nocturnallrashposts because I have no idea what I just said
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    Sky - I guess Cats don't always land on their feet 173
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    Dog - my dog: *has unlimited food, water, shelter, and love* *front door opens* my dog:
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    Natural material - Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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    Gesture - OD OD All the leedle ladies
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    Outerwear - Fiora @FioraAeterna learned today about the time a guy brought a 2222-card yugioh deck to a national tournament to demonstrate why the game needed a deck size limit 10:45 PM Dec 2, 2020 95.6K Ⓡ boredpanda.com
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    Dog - Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house The dog:
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    Purple - CHEESE IS JUST A LOAF OF MILK UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN imgflip.com
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    Picture frame - For all who might require it, I offer what is perhaps the finest artistic masterpiece yet known to humanity
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    Nature - Comfort INN NOW PET FRIENDLY! EXCEPT FOR BEARS. WE'RE NOT MAKING THAT MISTAKE AGAIN. [SAD BEAR NOISES]
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    Clothing - Me: (be cool, don't bring up the past) Her: Wanna go to the theatre? Me: A president died there, Karen. IG: TheFunnyIntrovert
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    Dog - "I'm gonna take a quick nap" *8 hours later Me confused af:
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    Dog - what kind of dog is this @genius_dogs. Follow the creation of dog
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    Hand - - Do we have a doctor here? - - Yes, I'm a doctor. - What's your specialty? - I'm a doctor in Mathematics. - My friend is dying. Minus one. -
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    Font - MY LOWER BACK What...what did you do to me? GAMING CHAIR I took away your bending.
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    Water - When u late for work in the winter...
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    Cat - me after drinking the rest of an old water bottle next to my bed at 3am @realpettymayo
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    Cat - When the waiter comes out with food but it's not yours. wooof buddy
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    Dog - Me: This wizard dog keeps warning me about danger My therapist: Wizard dogs are not real. Wizard dog: Don't listen to her. She is one of the illuminati
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    Font - Actually write a book OR draw 25 UNO Me
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