'Stop joking it isn't cute': Clueless Mom tries to ground a wrong number, insists he's actually her child

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    Purple - Stop playing and can u go back to the store? 11:14 AM 11:13 AM Ok... but... seriously... you have the wrong number... I'm not going to the store for you. Jess I need you to grab that or I am not taking you
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    The conversation starts with a simple request from a random stranger: go buy some milk and lunchmeat.

    Light - RO FORM OO 11:12 AM Hunny please grab milk and lunch meet on your way home. 11:14 AM * SMS/MMS Stop playing and can u go back to the store? Enter message Jess I need you to grab that or I am not taking you and Brad to the movies tonight. Milk, turkey and ham. I'm pretty sure you have the wrong number. I'm already at home 28%8:53 PM CALL MORE 11:11 AM Ok... but... seriously... you have the wrong number... I'm not going to the store for you. 11:13 AM 11:20 AM 11:17 AM SEND
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    Mom is just simply not understanding, though, so the wrong number person just plays along.

    Black - DA FORM OO Milk, turkey and ham. 11:27 AM * 11:32 AM 11:20 AM Since when did u start hating ham? I dont care it is up to u. I thought u wanted to go to the boss baby? Enter message Is Brads parents bringing u home after or do i need to pick u up? 28%8:53 PM Well. Although milk and turkey sound delicious ham is gross... what movie are we going to see? CALL 11:33 AM 11:31 AM MORE 11:32 AM Well.... I've heard some people say it's ok... I've always hated ham. Sometimes I think you don't even
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    Purple - DA FORM OO Ok? 11:40 AM U are a strange child. 11:43 AM 11:44 AM 11:41 AM 11:43 AM Enter message * Would you mind stopping at the store for me on your way to pick us up tonight? 11:41 AM 28%8:54 PM CALL MORE If you even knew.... Also... I've always dreamt of the day the I would get a wrong number text just so I could mess with the other person Today was that day... Did u go to the store yet? And I have so many good ideas but they are all adult oriented 11:44 AM SEND
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    Product - DR FREE 00 11:44 AM 11:44 AM Did u go to the store yet? * 11:45 AM Your father will be home for lunch in 30 mins. Enter message And I have so many good ideas but they are all adult oriented 29%8:54 PM CALL MORE So first I tested waters and slowly figured out that you think you are texting your child Stop joking it isnt cute 11:44 AM 11:45 AM I am a 35 year old man from Wisconsin. I swear. I could have messed with you so bad but since I is a child involved I just can't bring myself to d
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    He sent a photo! Surely Mom will realize she's wrong now, right?

    Smile - DR FREE OO MMS 11:47 AM *4 Jess please grab that stuff for your father. I am not joking and i will cancel the movie tonight. Enter message 11:49 AM This is me and my wife... Your husband is gonna be so mad about not having any lunch meat 29%8:55 PM Who is that? Brads family? I am calling his parents if u keep this up. CALL MORE 11:48 AM Pick a number 1-10 11:49 AM Omg. No. SEND
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    Product - OR FREE OO 11:50 AM I just got off the phone with his mother. No movie. Also you are doing your sisters chores tonighy. 11:52 AM 29%8:55 PM Call me if you don't believe me. I'll even let you talk to my wife and 5 year old son. My other son is only 8 months. So he only knows how to say dada. MMS And you aren't his dada 11:51 AM Enter message CALL MORE You have the wrong number 11:51 AM Look. I am super crazy serious... you have the wrong nunber And have mercy on jess... she literally ha
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    Purple - DA FORM OO 11:53 AM 11:56 AM I am done with ur games. I will see u in a few hours. 12:01 PM Enter message 30% 8:56 PM Call me if you don't believe me 11:55 AM Ur CC was canceled. Enough is enough. CALL is none Honestly this s of my business but I have the day off from work today so I have a pretty open schedule and a full cell phone battery MORE 11:55 AM No you won't. Also... can I stay at brads house tonight... 12:00 PM I wouldn't cancel my credit card.... how am I supposed to afford t
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    Product - DA FORM 00 angry. He said u were not home so u better be at the store. 12:10 PM Where are you??? 12:52 PM Enter message 30% 8:56 PM 12:49 PM CALL 12:08 PM Shouldn't I be at school? MORE Well... I went to the store like you said and got turkey and milk. I didn't get ham because as I said earlier I don't like ham J] SEND
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    She's painfully clueless!

    Organism - OR FREE 00 12:52 PM 12:53 PM * 1:04 PM Are you on drugs again. Your a is out of our home if so. U are not bringin that stuff around ut sister. 30% 8:57 PM My wife is actually on the way to store now because we need bread. Is there anything you would like her to pick up for you CALL I'm your f mother and this isn't funny. You were 11 in 2011 Jess??? We are having A LONG talk tonight. Enter message 12:58 PM Lol. No. I've been clean since 2011. MORE But that's really none of your busines
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    Organism - OR FORM OO we are naving A LUNG talk tonight. 1:09 PM MMS 1:13 PM ried and the food obviously never got there. F you. Enter message 31%8:57 PM U are a jerk and a I left work and went home to find my daughter sleeping. I now see I had the wrong number. My husband was wor CALL MORE No. I've been CLEAN since 2011. I started doing drugs and drinking hard in 2000 and 2001 1:07 PM And FYI... just so you know... I stopped believing this was real a while ago... I'm sure this is someone I know
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    When she finally does realize her mistake, she tries to blame this guy, who has tried 4567823 ways to tell her she's got it wrong.

    Font - OR FORM OO 1:17 PM * You did not sound sincere and u could have called but u are too imature. 1:20 PM How someone married you is beyond me. Enter message ? I How am I the a told you plenty of times you had the wrong number and and sent you pictures of me and my wife 31%8:58 PM CALL MORE Excuse me? I do but miss keyed it in you loser! 1:18 PM 1:19 PM I told you to call me if you didn't believe me I told you plenty of times. What kind of parent doesn't know their own kids number. Not my fau
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    Organism - OR FREE OO 1:26 PM So do it? Awesome, just last week my mother died and now this. Post it after u watch ur p u sick pos People like u will never change. 1:37 PM 1:41 PM Omg. You are making my day.... I'm definitely posting this online Enter message 31%8:58 PM Do u treat ur mother this way? CALL MORE 1:30 PM 1:31 PM I like myself. Why should I change But keep going. This is Internet gold 1:39 PM My mom knows my phone number... Sooo.... can Brad and I still go to the movies SEND
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    Organism - DA FORM OO So do it? Awesome, just last week my mother died and now this. Post it after u watch ur p u sick pos People like u will never change. Eat S 1:37 PM Do u treat ur mother this way? 1:41 PM 3:08 PM 3:10 PM Enter message 31%8:58 PM CALL MORE 1:30 PM 1:31 PM I like myself. Why should I change But keep going. This is Internet gold 1:39 PM My mom knows my phone number... Sooo.... can Brad and I still go to the movies tonight? SEND
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    Commenters sided with the "wrong number" guy, naturally.

    Sky - BBgammarat iPhone I love the way she blames you. Imagine having that for a mother.
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    Sky - R reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits, "My mom knows my phone number..." thats a nuclear
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    I wonder if he kept in touch with this crazy Mom!

    Font - C corningbeef Well ... did you and Brad go to the movies or not? ↑ 6,732 ↓ | - Collapse replies V velakskin OP No... I'm gonna text back in a couple of days though and ask how the movie was
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    Sky - KingOfTheAnarchists, What an awful sounding lady
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    Sky - T TexasRaised Give Emerald "People like you won't change" good we don't want them to change
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    Sky - T thetruegabyjamie Unreasonably stubborn woman. Didn't sound sincere? What on EARTH was she expecting to see? Frustrating!
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    Sky - MezaOfThe Universe I absolutely love how you tell the truth and are still labeled an a Thank you for this.
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    Sky - M mrsVelakskin If I'd had known you'd be posting this all over the Internet, I would not have allowed that picture of us...
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    Font - MeniBothanzWasMyGrandFather My mother had an argument similar to this *on the phone* She claimed the other person should not have picked up. Self centered, much? M
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    Font - E ENSCrunch Holy crap that was amazing and almost unbelievable. Congrats on keeping your cool ↑ 70 ↓ | + 1 reply HipsterFett Honestly sounds like she doesn't know her own kid. ↑ 69 ↓ | + 3 replies
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    Sky - S SarcasticHiker I feel bad for the dad in all this, he is an innocent victim, an innocent sandwhichless victim.
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    Sky - Y ydwyrd I feel really, really sorry for Jess. Poor girl must have it rough having a mom that insane.
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    Mouth - A ancalime YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!

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