The Wildest Tinder Conversations Of 2022 To Help Steer Clear Of The Same Tinder Weirdos In 2023 (December 26, 2022)

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Dec 26, 2022 6:00 PM EST

If you've been riding out the dating scene with us all year long, you know we spend way too much of our time scrolling through Tinder Scaries, a Twitter account that collects the good, the bad, and the ugly when it comes to the conversations that go down on Tinder on a daily basis. There's so much content to scroll through, as there are new freaks, weirdos, and f*ckboys to chat with on a regular basis on Tinder. Every week, we've collected our favorite conversations of the week for your entertainment. Since this is the last week of 2022, we've decided to go out with a bang and share the best Tinder conversations we saw over the course of the entire year. Perhaps this listicle will teach you that Tinder is a total waste of time, or perhaps it'll encourage you to spend even more time on Tinder. Who knows?! May Tinder be ever in your favor in 2023. 

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  • 01
    Font - YOU MATCHED WITH AMY ON 9/4/22 Hey how are you V Yesterday 23:40 Well u could say I'm good but that would Infer everything about my life is perfect. It isn't I have many problems and have no one to speak to. I'm regularly on the edge of being depressed and really need some company. I would appreciate if in future u wouldn't ask such personal questions. thanks amy Sent
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 02
    Font - If you were given one wish, what would it be? Jul 25, 2015, 11:57 PM To go to every country on earth Wow that's a really cool wish Jul 26, 2015, 2:27 PM thank you!! what would be yours? Jul 26, 2015, 2:54 PM A really stylish hat
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  • 03
    Rectangle - *farts cutely* noooo i can't unsent it unsend
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  • 04
    Font - Saturday 2:46 AM Omg please tell me you're not a bot Cause your pictures look kinda perfect And bio too Today 1:04 AM Beep boop subscribe to my onlyfans beep
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  • 05
    Font - Howdy i must say I'm quite intrigued about your baby teeth in a pill bottle and why you haven't fashioned them into a necklace yet Today I'm putting them in a painting heyy woah sweet okay well Imk if you run out, i live next to an elementary school Delivered Lmfaoo thanks I appreciate
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  • 06
    Font - Roses are red, Damn you look fine, If i am a 6, Will you be my 9? Heute 00:03 Is this a poem or an Invitation? okay I got u Why not both? Gesender
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  • 07
    Working animal - As a fluent speaker of meme, send me the best pick-up meme you got Ya nope I'm lost HONSE 6:30 PM It's a honse.
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  • 08
    Product - What's it like being so short What's it like being so ugly that you have to have a cute cat photo for people to swipe on you
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  • 09
    Product - Today 3:55 PM I'm a fan of the gothicc aesthetic Always have some love for the Edgar Allen Hoes
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  • 10
    Font - I'm 6'8 you're 6'2... talk about NBA babies Too bad I suck at basketball. I can dunk tho! Your 6'8?? Woah I need proof And I'm alright in basketball Kinda hard while I'm driving but bet Lol your hard while your driving? No I mean it's hard to prove my height while I'm driving Imao
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  • 11
    Rectangle - you give off mentally ill vibes Jesus In a good way I hope
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  • 12
    Smile - Let's get you pregnant I spit out my metaphorical drink
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  • 13
    Terrestrial plant - Hey, can you send me $250 for the babysitter tonight? Hey, you want me to pay for your babysitter and the date? You're than man right? I'm a single mother of 3 and this is a part of the dating me. Wow! This is not in my budget. I had a real nice evening planned for us and I can't add $250 to the evening. I'm sorry. Wow... enjoy the evening by yourself. Tired of dating broke men.
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  • 14
    Font - Hey Are u big Meant d Yesterday Hey, what's up? Pretty big, I played as a center in high school, so I can grab rebounds Today I can guard all 5 positions
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  • 15
    Font - /1 Happy Sunday.. so what has made you smile this weekend? (besides matching w me). I'd say mine is volunteering for the Tim Tebow prom for mental disabilities. I am headed to Bloomington today and if my Hoosiers could win I'm sure that would complete my weekend. Very pretty girl btw. Today 10:54 AM Oh that super cool! But how's your arm? Today 8:14 PM What do you mean Oh I thought you broke it patting yourself on the back
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  • 16
    Azure - YOU MATCHED WITH MACAULEY ON 15/12/2014. Hey babe 5 Dec 2015, 10:53 pm Thought I'd make you wait a year before replying 5 Apr 2017, 9:16 pm Hiiii Same here Sent
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  • 17
    Azure - If you could be any tree you wanted, what tree would you be and why? Today 4:03 PM The strong silent type. Just like an oak. Solid choice. I'd be an apple tree Nice amount of shade. Can tire swing from my branches produce delicious fruits. And when it's my time to go they can use my wood to make some steak and bacon Sounds interesting Apple trees are strong but I don't know if they're strong enough to carry this conversation with you
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  • 18
    Product - So what caught your eye to make you swipe right? You look like my ex husband and I'm sad Fish for a compliment, catch a boot J Sent
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  • 19
    Handwriting - I have IBS, sleep apnea, and frequent night terrors. We should share a bed for the rest of our lives.
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  • 20
    Azure - You're so cute I'm at a loss for words... So we should probably plan on an activity that doesn't require too much speaking. I have one in mind Wednesday 2:34 PM Yes me blocking you and laughing at this attempt Lol Dang I was going to say going to our local library and reading some engaging literature. But I understand if you're not about that Today 12:05 AM What's literature?
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  • 21
    Product - You should replace the a in your name with ne because you are Sophine Today 5:50 PM that was absolutely phenomenal fantastic execution Sent
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  • 22
    Handwriting - Hi jennifer. Before I start hitting on you I'm wondering if you have any issues with small penises.
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  • 23
    Product - Rex! Come back! I'm sorry he always runs to meet new people.. especially when they look so cute Today 10:37 Go on Rex, back to your father Thanks for the help Can I repay you? A cop of coffee perhaps? Or something stronger + Sent
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  • 24
    Azure - You're so pretty! How did we match!? I like ugly men
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  • 25
    Product - I like your toes Thursday 2:16 PM Do you have any pictures of your eyes? Yes off course Thank you Thursday 10:59 PM I'm looking forward to seeing them Yesterday 12:21 PM What are you looking for? Yesterday 8:10 PM Pictures of your eyes
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