20 Best 'Cats are a-holes' Stories Of The Year

Listen, it's no secret that cats are bumholes. And not just in the literal sense (we all know how much they love to expose their tooshies in important zoom meetings), but figurative too. The reason why cats have such an appeal among us crazy cat people is because of their mischievous personalities. Say what you want about them but one thing you can't say is that life with cats is boring because let's be honest, no one will keep you on your toes like a tiny little feline.

Welp, with that being said and the New Year approaching, we decided to whip up a nice lil article dedicated to feline mischief and rebellion. We've compiled a list of the 20 best, funniest, and most relatable 'my cat is an as*hole' stories we've seen this past year. As you scroll through these, we hope your hearts are filled with pawsitivity and here's to another year of mischief!

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via @peterstafford
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via u/Stormycarl
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via u/eechrst

"This cat comes by pretty much daily. Meows politely until one of my cats comes to the door. Greets warmly. Then remembers he hates everything about my cats and what they stand for. It cracks me up but he's such an asshole."
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via u/ceeroSVK

"my gf spent 30 minutes stuck in the bathroom and missed a meeting call because the little as*hole learned how to open the shoe cabinet. He then kept on brining toys when she tried to talk to him and make him close it"
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"Tried to make my own paper. Failed succesfully"

via u/flippiebippie
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"Freaking cat shut off the washing machine mid-cycle."

via u/hawkrew
07
"I’m trying to eat my breadsticks."

via u/Lonelinzkilz01
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08
"The pest has been found"

via u/TheJuniversal
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"My Kitten got Mad Because I Had to Shut Her in my Room for a Bit."

via u/AkiraHyrule13
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"So you learned how to crack open the automated feeder by knocking it over? Well, checkmate as*holes."

via u/deane-barker
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"Little douche sits on my router and unplugs it when I’m gaming with mates. Can’t get mad at her though!"

via u/Solarek817
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"This little jerk has been missing for two days…only to stroll up this afternoon."

via u/thelaststarebender
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“My cat didn’t like her trip to the vet’s so she chewed a hole under the futon as has been hiding in it since we got back.”

via u/kittensforbrunch
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"I got her a cat bed so she’d stop sitting in the napkin basket. I feel like she’s mocking me"

via u/amalamabama4
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"why...Elliot?"

via u/Rosiiekdnc
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“Why do you call him ‘Baby Satan?’”

via u/TheMsEntropy
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"Came home after two days, nobody welcoming me at the door. Found them."

via u/MakeMeYourVillain_
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"I come back from the bathroom and want to lay down."

via u/Lonelinzkilz01
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"Early attempts at baking macarons. There was PLENTY of space to go around the pan."

via u/civilsasquatch
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"Dangerous blanket"

via u/Kiashee