Redditor Asks The Hive Mind To Help Name Their Dog And The Responses Have You Laughing For Days (Pictures & Comments)

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Jan 4, 2023 5:00 PM EST

This is part of the magic of the internet, you never know what you're going to find, and when. We're sure this Redditor was hoping for some cute names like "Bubbles", or "Ash", or "Pepper", but what they got instead was just a bunch of people having their fun. One thing's for sure though, this pup is darn cute and she deserves a unique name, but maybe not any of the suggestions she got. 

You don't want to rush into giving your four-legged friend a name because it will stay with them for the rest of their lives and impact the way people see them. Sometimes doggo names evolve over time (in a ridiculous, illogical way), but we're not sure how her's will, especially after reading some of the comments. If we learned anything from this post, it's that you shouldn't ask the internet to help you with anything. You probably won't get the answer you want.

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    Dog - New 5 month old puppy joined the house. She needs a name, help us out. CONTY NIMAL CTROL
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    Rectangle - Competitive Editor336 +1 Thanks for giving her a home. 2.3k Reply Share Report Save Follow ElSolenya that's an awful name for a dog 5.9k Reply Share Report Save Follow
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    Wait for it, wait for it…did you get it yet? Don't worry, it took us a second to get the joke too. It's so stupid that it's funny, and this is just the type of comedy we love. We've heard of people coming up with ridiculous names for their dogs before, but nothing like this!

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    Font - Do u know how long it took me to get this im dying
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    Font - Imagine going with it. "Cmon, thanks for giving her a home, walkies."
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    Thanks for giving her a home, sit! No, Thanks for giving her a home! Bad Thanks for giving her a home! The list is endless and we're cracking up. We might name our next dog something like "Quat" just to see people's reactions to it when we say something like "Come, quat!" (…did you get it?)

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    Font - Now I'm picturing trying to say "Hey Thanks For Giving Her A Home! Are you a good girl?" with a straight face! XD
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  • 06
    Font - Dinner time, Thanks for Giving Her a Home.
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    Font - Maybe to shorten it, could be TFGHAH
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    Font - That's kind of a long name
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    Font - Pepper is definitely her name
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    Font - Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann, she's like one in a million!
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    Font - Oreo
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    Font - Eyes look like a seal pup so call her Seal.
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  • 13
    Font - Only if she remains your power, your pleasure, your pain.
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    Font - Snurt
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    Font - My best friend has a cat named Snurt
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    Font - I like Poppy for her. Don't know why.
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    Font - Smudge. She's has such a cute face!
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    Gesture - Doggy mcdogface
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    Font - Can't use a name on a pet that you might later use on your children. It's weird! Save that one for the big show!
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    Font - Snooty McSnootboop
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    Font - Socks!
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