Prince Harry Memoir Leak Parodies That Make the Royal Family Sound Even Crazier

Ally Perry • Writer and Editor

Jan 6, 2023 3:00 PM EST

The day that gossip lovers and weird obsessives in the British media have waited for is almost here: Prince Harry's monarchy-rocking memoir, Spare, is due to be published next week. If there are royalty lovers who managed to keep their cool after the Netflix documentary, this book promises to bring out the keyboard warrior in every last one.

Real leaks from the memoir this week have come with some truly insane revelations, including Prince William attacking him during an argument about Meghan Markle, how he lost his virginity in public, and suffering a bout of genital frostbite during his brother and sister-in-law's wedding.

The revelations have been so numerous and random that it's easy to presume that they're fake — or make up some of our own and pretend they're real. Jokesters on Twitter have taken great pleasure in adding to the bizarre Prince Harry lore with some genuine tall tales. None of these posts should be taken too seriously, but when the real thing is so insane, who's to say they don't have a grain of truth in them?