'Are you kidding? I would buy this immediately': Internet completely divided over utterly bizarre food label

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    Sky - Emma Devlin Ⓒ @theactualemma I've never put something back on the shelf so quickly lol
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    Here's the photo @theactualemma shared.

    Font - TM THIS is plant-based food for meat loverssss yesss wee knowwwwww iiiit's on EVERYYY PACCKKKKKKKK ummm haveihitthewordcountyet wham bamthankyoumammmm iicccannnnttbeeellieeevvee tthhhaatttthiiiisssissssss myyyyjoobbbbbbbbbbbbb lolllthoidovaluethecreative freedoommmzzztheysaiidi couldwriteliterallyanythingi wantunluckyyyybyeeeeee thankscheersbye HOW INGR Plant pea p Wate (7%), (Radi Rape Asco For a May SUITA STO Store Suita not re CON Email or wri 100 C
    via @theactualemma
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    The comments and QT's were popping off. Some people loved the sentence, others couldn't stand it.

    Font - generalised mangxiety disorder @mangmangmang Replying to @theactualemma and @janhopi I absolutely hate that this company actually makes good stuff
    via theactualemma
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    Font - Emma Devlin Ⓒ @theactualemma Replying to @mangmangmang and @janhopi To be fair, I would normally go for it. I think I was just feeling particularly curmudgeonly today. I'll check them out!
    via theactualemma
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    Font - generalised mangxiety disorder @mangmangmang Replying to @theactualemma and @janhopi No, not at all, I don't blame you for recoiling from the horrible copywriting, maybe a customer boycott will make them rethink their strategy
    via theactualemma
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    Font - Party Boys @BowcatManifesto Replying to @theactualemma @mangmangmang and @janhopi I couldn't bring myself to buy it due to a sort of "about" section that said something along the lines of "THIS is a zany idea that came out of the bearded heads of these two guys" with a picture of the two guys in question. No clue if it's a good product
    via theactualemma
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    Sky - from a woman's perspective @femaleballer98 I stand with lazy copywriters
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    Font - lil psoriasis @earthw3rm : Are you kidding? I would buy this immediately. Instant solidarity with anyone f around at their job.
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    Sky - Carly Ayres @carlyayres counterpoint: 10/10 no notes
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    Font - tian @tianboleyn every introvert has hung out with a person like this and gone home EXHAUSTED
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    Human - bug man @hewwocourt This is how I text
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    Sky - Flacko Adventure @FourthTimeHuh You'll never be Dr Bronners Fake Meat stop trying
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    Sky - KRIMINAL KOMATS The S Poster @ARTHURdented There's a way to pull this off. But this is absolutely the worst way.
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    Sky - aly @antifrwgile when my cats sit on my keyboard
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    Font - callithump J @calli_thump companies trying to act human makes me think of skinwalkers
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    Organism - Erin McPherson @mcpherserin I know some copywriters if you want to pay someone for actual work.
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    Font - f capitali$m! @thotawan I don't know when or why companies decided to market to us like we are all 11-13 on Instagram in 2012 but I need them to stop immediately
    via @thotawan
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    Lots of folks were tired of the shenanigans. Just tell us the dang ingredients and what it tastes like!

    Font - Goofxist @goofxist We're so h*ecking relatable awesomesauce amirite
    via @goofxist
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    Sky - Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy the cringe is strong with this one
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    Font - dreaming like a crash test mannequin @butwhyalex I'd actually buy this based on this copywriting alone.

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