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Hissterical 'Cat Ownership is' Tweets Go Viral, Capturing The True Reality Of Having Cats

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    Font - they/themily @e_davishale cat ownership is hearing a single soft *clink* from across the house and yelling GET AWAY FROM THE BUTTER 7:41 PM - Jan 7, 2023 5.2M Views 17.4K Retweets 926 Quote Tweets 191.8K Likes

    It really is amazing when you think about it, just how attuned we are to our kitties. It really is true - all it takes is one little sound, and we know exactly what they're doing. It's normally something that they know they're not supposed to be doing, so they're doing it as sneakily and quietly as possible - which makes it obvious to us. And hilarious.

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    Cat - they/themily @e_davishale the culprit (butter has been secured) Sterili I

    The butter should have been secured already, friend. If you know that this criminal's poison is butter, then it's your own fault for leaving it out there and unattended long enough for her to get it. We're on her side on this one lol. 

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    Font - they/themily @e_davishale now she's mad that i wouldn't let her lick butter AND i won't feed her dinner early. it's a hard knock life. 1:31 AM - Jan 8, 2023
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    Font - Teeny Gozer @Teenygozer Replying to @e_davishale Cat ownership is being fast asleep in bed at 3AM and sitting bolt upright at the sound of a quiet *hurk... hurk... hurk* noise from the hallway. 10:00 AM - Jan 8, 2023
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    Font - Tori @humorousrain Replying to @Teenygozer and @e_davishale One time my cat made that sound 3 inches from my face and puked in my hair. It was 2 am but my work shift used to start at 3. Now I wake up every time I hear that sound and instinctively make sure she's not on the bed. 12:02 AM - Jan 9, 2023
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    Font - Rosalie @SLRRLS1 Replying to @e_davishale 15 cats ownership is yelling "Lynxie, get off of the rabbit cage, Demon, get off the TV stand, Polytechnic, get off of the fridge and Gargoyle, get off your dad's laptop desk." And that's just 4 of the 15 cats. Sometimes, they trade places 4:37 AM - Jan 9, 2023
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    Cat - Nest Isacat @Nestlsacat Replying to @e_davishale Sustained guerilla warfare over butter security (we don't like it fridgecold) means a large wooden box, bolted, containing clipped containers. Box has been hurled to the floor in frustration. Name's Truffle. 3:27 PM - Jan 8, 2023 PACTO
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    Food - @ Replying to @e_davishale The crime - the criminal SPALVE Unga Bunga LinksEyebrows SIZE! Golden OREO PER 3- 170 CELURIES PEA SUS SUPPEARS WHEN OPE 5:58 PM - Jan 8, 2023
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    Font - ClappTrap | RIP: P-22 16 @ThisIsClappTrap Replying to @e_davishale and @CatsSurname Similar for me, hearing the soft 'clap' of the toilet seat lid, and me yelling, "Get the hell outta the toilet, Sam!" 9:49 AM - Jan 8, 2023
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    Outerwear - osh @osh_la_vie Replying to @e_davishale NEVER. FORGET. TO. PUT. AWAY. THE. BUTTER!! 1:51 AM - Jan 9, 2023 gnilsssb nom gnilssrub grilem ei shades T 41142818 31006 31826 11826 2 ван 115 cnb 900 AU из сль HOAVSETED LOU BELVIT OVE pode passeppe V21269 ⠀
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    Font - wear a mask @Ghost_Kitten___ Replying to @e_davishale The tiniest crinkle and "ARE YOU EATING PLASTIC AGAIN, YOUNG MAN??" 12:14 PM - Jan 8, 2023
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    Food - Francois Laporte @B_ondTech Replying to @e_davishale One would think a plastic bag is sufficient protection for corn bread on a counter... 1:10 PM - Jan 8, 2023
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    Cat - My Cat Told Me to Type This @BouchTickiTicki Replying to @e_davishale Cobbler took a bite out of the top of all 12 muffins while they were cooling on the counter SUN 0 NETHERL
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    Font - Lisa Imhoff @LJImhoff ... Replying to @e_davishale My son forgot I was coming over tonight, I knocked and nothing. After a while I knocked aggressively. Son said he thought my first knocks were "just the cats knocking stuff over" 9:41 AM - Jan 8, 2023

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