Patience is a virtue that is often unrewarded. In the dating world, that is more true than ever. For some reason and through decades of Hallmark Channel brainwashing, society seems to think that your soulmate is just wandering around the city that you live in, searching for you at the grocery store and waiting for you to slip on the just-mopped floors, falling directly into their arms. Wake up honey, this is the real world. Instead of falling into the arms of an attractive stranger who loves the same kind of music as you, you're going to fall directly onto your spine. You're more likely to look at a lawsuit than into the eyes of your one true love.
Single life is riddled with bad dates, unrealistic expectations, and a myriad of terrible partner options, so what's a single girl to do? Well, you can simply be patient or just roll the dice at Vons. Either you'll have a chance meeting with your prince charming or you might just end up with a disability check every month for the rest of your life. Win win.
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