24 Parenting Memes That Accurately Describe a Day in the Life of the Modern Mom

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  • 01

    The day begins...

    What it feels like to sleep in the same bed with my toddler: @stellaonmymind
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  • 02

    You are awoken well before your first alarm by a tiny burst of energy

    Me: If I let my kid stay up late, he'll sleep in tomorrow My kid at 5AM the next morning *
  • 03

    Your first thought as you wake up is wishing you hadn't watched that third episode of True Detective; you don't even remember the last 30 minutes!

    When you stayed up late watching. Netflix but it's time to wake up and get the kids ready for school @thehiddensnacksmama
  • 04

    Your child is becoming more and more independent by the day...

    Me: let's get dressed! My toddler: I DO IT MYSELF!!! *20 mins later* IG: @themommymemeoirs
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  • 05

    But they still don't totally have a grasp of their morning routine

    Mommy "You need to brush your hair." My kid: "WHY?"
  • 06

    To be fair, kids learn by example, and your hair care routine is more about functionality than style.

    @momwithaboysname Other women with their Me looking like I fought to perfect mom buns put the true king on the Iron Throne
  • 07

    Cooking in the morning is always a hassle

    when you use a non-stick pan but the scrambled eggs still stick I'll get you for this, Pan!
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  • 08

    It may be back-to-school season, but it still feels like peak summer outside

    Me leaving the house in the summer vs 3 minutes later
  • 09

    Don't mind me, just wrangling the kiddos! Nothing to see here...

    Waving to my neighbours after screaming at my kids to get in the car @allthingsbubba €
  • 10

    When the neighbor actually chooses to engage - quick, get in the car!

    How I look when I've forgotten your name and I see you walking towards me. @jacana_mommy
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  • 11

    You spend the day running purely on caffeine after you drop the kids off

    Me running on 2 hours sleep, coffee, energy drinks and no food:
  • 12

    When you finally pick your kids up, they'd rather talk to you about Roblox or Paw Patrol

    My kids when I ask them what they did at school @spicydisastermama
  • 13

    You have to take the kids to let out all of that extra energy before dinner!

    When I see another mom completely losing her sh on the other side of the playground. S @thatmidwestmom Hey, soul sister
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  • 14

    Somehow, there is always drama at the playground

    when your kid asks to have a friend over and the friend is standing right there @lifeandtimesofmom
  • 15

    Pondering how to possibly sneak a vegetable into a chicken nugget...

    I updated the Food Pyramid to be a more accurate depiction of what my children are willing to eat. JUICY BURST TOMATO KETCHUP @kendrabroekhuis BUTTER BUTTER AX BUTTER AK BUTTER AX BUTTER
  • 16

    Eating the scraps over the sink like a goblin

    mom making food for her children vs for herself si on fait m
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  • 17

    Every evening's mission is getting those kids to eat

    Trying to replace my toddler's favorite plate with one of a different color and hoping there won't be a meltdown THE DAD
  • 18

    There is literally no time to rest

    Cooks, cleans, feeds kids, does parenting stuff, sits down for just one second and immediately hears "I want snacks" @thehiddensnacksmama
  • 19

    Even when you relent and give your kids screen time, there's always something!

    Victoria Haneman @TaxLawProf There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my child's iPad. Parent Required Age check question: What is a VCR used for? Curing headaches Keeping people safe Playing video tapes Heating up food
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  • 20

    When the kids start to get cranky over random things, it's time for bed

    When I try to deny throwing out my kids' artwork, and they present me with the evidence from the trash can @goldfishandchickennuggets
  • 21

    Sometimes kids' crankiness is hilarious, though

    Holding back laughter when your kid does something inappropriate but also totally hilarious @DadPatrol
  • 22

    Even when they're struggling to keep their eyes open, they get major FOMO at bedtime

    Me: It's bedtime. Good night! My kids: གས I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
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  • 23

    Read it like you mean it

    *toddler bedtime* What I am actually reading vs. what it feels like I am reading: WOOW GOODNIGHT by Margaret Wise Brown Pictures by Clement Hurd @STELLAONMYMIND IC
  • 24

    And finally, the day ends.

    Me fighting for my life to stay awake after my kids go to bed because it's the only alone time I get @oneawkwardmom

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