Funniest Marriage Memes To Perfectly Describe What 'Happily Ever After' Is Really Like

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    Hair - mum did you want a daughter or a son? wanted back rub
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    Head - ME WASHING DISHES MY HUSBAND PREPARING TO WHIP ME IN THE BUTT WITH A HITCHEN TOWEL @MOMOFIANDDONE
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    Rectangle - him: do you know where my- me: in your 2nd drawer, to the bottom right him: how did y- me: I'm better than you not the worst mom
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    Forehead - the things my dad sends my mom Verizon <Messages (1) April 6:20 PM Tom Today 5:49 PM 94% Details Today 6:49 PM I thought you liked me O Text Message Why did you send this Send
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    Photograph - My Wife: OK, hurry up while the kids are distracted Me: HU @prettyokaydads
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    Rectangle - Mom Psychologist @mompsychologist Husband: So we've basically given up. Me: On what? H: *gestures to 4yo carefully piling spaghetti on his head*: Parenting.
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    Font - Cydni Beer @cydbeer My husband almost fell down the stairs and now we are in a heated debate as to whether my gasp was out of fear for his safety or excitement about a possible life insurance payout.
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    Font - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards My wife asked me to grab her something from the hotel breakfast, and when I asked for suggestions, she said "you know what I like." I've never been so scared in my whole
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    Smile - Oh look, my wife's last nerve I want to touch it!
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    Smile - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder I'm beginning to think my husband isn't going to apologize for the way he acted in my dream last night.
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    Motor vehicle - The police just showed up and took the dog!! What!!? Why?!!! Why did I marry you? Unpaid barking tickets
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    Sleeve - Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. your ecards someecards.com
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    Liquid - She literally just said "Ugh! Why do you have so much beard stuff??!" A sweet s Degree ********** P Tize. 7 PER MO
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    Product - When my wife works in the evening and asks me about my plans while she's gone. 81 WAIT FOR YOU TO GET BACK. AND
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    Product - What's something you do that you'd never tell your SO/spouse about ? #admin 137 Comments Like Comment When I'm at the checkout in Target or Walmart I sometimes buy gift cards to restaurants that I love and thennn when I want to go out to eat and hubby says we need to save money I'm like "waiiiiiiit a second! I thinkkkk I have a gift card from last Christmas we haven't used yet!!!!" I search in my pocketbook like I am really not sure....and then...waaaaa laaaa! There it is!!! Off to the
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    Extinction - When you're in the shower and your wife walks in, so you gotta remind her of the goods wwww
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    Primate - When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like...

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