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20 First Date Fails for Folks Who Can't Catch a Break

If you need to feel better about your first date performance record, we've got some good stories for you! Because contrary to what you're probably telling yourself after each bad dating failure, we ALL have had an experience or two or five like this. 

 

Some of these stories range from bloody noses during the worst time possible to accidental injuries to blunt overshares that are just way too much information for anyone to digest. The point is: bad dating fails are a universal part of the human experience, as universal as going to the bathroom or getting exercise or sending memes during the work day. We all have bad dating stories to share with each other, to learn from, to laugh/cry about, to bury in the back of our minds so we never have to relive the memory of it, etc. Keep scrolling below for a compilation of these stories and a few extra dating memes for your enjoyment as well. For more content like this, check out these pickup lines.

 

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