Insanely Cringey Posts From Mommy Facebook Groups

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Emmy Pratt • Writer and Editor
Apr 16, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

Like many other towns across the country, my hometown had an infamous mommy Facebook group. The group was a running joke at my high school because the mothers involved just didn't know how to behave themselves. They would constantly bicker with each other over everything and nothing at the same time. Popular topics of conversation were politics, religion, how evil doctors were, and their children's behavioral problems. The number of women who would divulge their children's medical history to a bunch of strangers was absolutely insane.

As a teenager, my least favorite part of the mom's Facebook group was the snitches. People would post the license plates of teens who speeded and tried to find the culprit through the power of Facebook dot com. I know that teenage driving safety is an important issue. However, if snitching on teens for going 50 mph in a 45 mph zone is how you spend your precious moments on earth, I question your priorities. 

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    Font - PERTU Group member. 32m Ladies is there a 24 hour place I can leave my kids I want to go out if country for 10 days and finances are not allowing us to travel tog V.V 10 × 34 comments
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    Hair - Hello everyone. My 1 year old loves Dr Pepper it's the only thing he will drink. But recently he has been having trouble going to sleep... I've tried putting about 3-4 tsp of melatonin in his last bottle before bed but that doesn't seem to be working, I do not want to give him anymore than that.. His bed time is about 11PM but lately he has been staying up past 3am... I think it is because of the caffeine? So I am trying to wing/cut back off of the soda. Any advice on how to do this ??? P
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    Font - Does anyone actually believe the cause of SIDS is tummy sleeping? I got my son sleeping in crib (month old) he loves to sleep on his tummy. It's the only way he will sleep. My first son slept on his tummy with no issues so no i don't believe it comes from tummy sleeping but i can't help but to be worried. I'm always checking up on him. I believe it comes from what the doctor does at the well check ups which we don't do. 66 comments Like Comment
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    Font - 6:55 0. m Ok I need ideas I'm almost popping out my baby and I'm having fingers crossed home birth We do live in an apartment and have neighbors around and above us I'm planning the day I go into labor to leave a little teeny tiny gift bag or souvenir whatever you call that just as an alarm of our loud night or day and just in case so they don't call the police on my husband thinking he's doing something to me and please forgive my mind and way of thinking but true crime is all what we wa
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    Mobile phone - < 8:01 Moms Group member 13h. Hi- our nanny left us on Friday. She was involved a car accident on Thursday morning and let us know right away that she can't make the day and I reminded her sick days which she has been found very bad approach. according to her we should ask if she needs something or is she okay instead of reminded her sick days. My husband and I found very dramatic. What's your taughts? 50 comments 28 Like Most recent ✓ ll 5G Write a comment... Comment 0 6 Ⓒ
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    Font - 7:00 I'm almost 7 months pregnant with our first child, a little girl I've been fighting with my husband because he doesn't like the name I've picked out. I want to name her Tinderleigh because we met on tinder a little over a year ago. The site helped me find my true love, and I think the name is perfect. ●●● My Husband thinks it's embarrassing and doesn't want people to know we met there. How can I convince him how special this name is to me? Plus I'm a little hurt that he is embarrasse
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    Font - United: Mothers Youths Against Big Pharma 20 Jun at 14:21. My friend recently came into possession of a seven year old (pls no questions about how she got him. She doesn't need the legal/judicial headaches rn)... but she said the school needs her kid to be vaccinated??! Anyone have any luck w administering dog or cat vaccines to their kid so they can get in kindergarten?? Guys, she needs help. She already has so much personal stuff going on.
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    Food - my girl sleeps w a blanket too i know some ppl are about to be mad but this is how she NAPPED the other day. she was sick & refused to sleep if i wouldn't let her keep her blanket here lol 13h Like Reply 3 & before anybody says anything i sat next to her the ENTIRE TIME & moved it once she fell asleep! 13h Like Reply I'm laughing at the little feetsies sticking out
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    Organism - How do you get your teenagers to respect you? And if they dont respect you how do you punish them? My 14 year old daughter has a horrible atitude and totally disrespects me. Im so fed up. My punishments dont seem to phase her. She does have ADHD and anxiety/depression but even her psychiatrist says that doesnt mean she has to act the way she does. We have had at least 4 therapists starting at age 7. Working on getting another one.
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    Font - Where can I go to look for infant pageant dresses? 2 Mommy Group 19h Like Comment X 17 comments Send
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    Eyelash - 2d . Hams X This is gonna sound weird but do nosebridges form later in life? Or is it already there when your baby is born ? I have seen some mixed kids where it shows up when they get older. My mom keeps pestering me to punch her nose so i can form it but it doesn't make sense lol. ( I have no problem with my child's nose lol I am simply wondering)
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    Organism - My daughter is 11 months old and just started getting an attitude at supper time. She spits out and sprays her food everywhere whether she likes it or not. I'm losing my patience. I tell her no, she laughs and spits more out. So I just tell her she's not gonna have her supper if she does that. Is there a way to teach her not to do this and actually get her to eat? Where do babies learn to have nasty attitudes??? She literally gets a devilish smile and laughs at me when I tell her no.
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    Forehead - Mom Vill Can anyone please give me a logical* reason why my 3 yr old would wake up with this? *I completely believe in spirits and such, but I don't want to believe that is the case here.
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    Font - Moms Group My 9 year old (will be 10 in a few months) just got her period!! ●●● I'm a bit sad, as it seems so young. But, she is very ahead of the curve with her development. She has the figure of a 19 year old! She is very athletic. She wears a ladies small in clothing/bras. Her older sister developed the same way, but didn't get her period until 11. Anyways, I've heard of Knix, but is there any local options? What are the Amazon period underwear like? Thank you in advance
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    Font - 9:03 AT&T facebook ? in Mom T Just now ● .. 2 * 56 | 39% Q Hi mommas! This is for those mommas that follow astrology. sked a question I am a FTM, and a Libra. One of my biggest fears was having a water sign child (as I have NEVER really gotten along well with them at all even when I tried) and surprise! My babys due date is smack in the middle of Scorpio season, my least favorite water sign. I am honestly terrified. Not so much when my baby is really little, I am more scared for the toddl
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    Font - My teenage son's ex girlfriend's mom mentioned to her daughter she thought my son didn't care about his grades because of the way he dresses. He does care, he has all As and Bs. The mom said this before the break-up. Because of what the ex girlfriend's mom said about the way my son dresses, I'm nervous to attend our neighbor's high school graduation. It's because our neighbor's dad doesn't care about the way he looks and swears a lot. I feel bad for saying this, but I'd feel embarrassed t
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    Font - Si W 9 Would you let your 4 year old get her eyebrows waxed Like S. 2h. U W 888 Comment em 2h.8 99 comments Send Would you let your 4 year old get her eyebrows waxed 13 comments
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    Font - Anonymous Mama Question How can I get my teen to do more things around the house without complaining? My husband and I both work and get off around 6pm.... and our jobs are stressful so when we get home, we don't want to have to do much. All we ask her to do after school is help her 6 year old sister with homework, prep dinner (we cook when we get home) make sure the laundry is at least started/folded, take out the trash in all rooms, and sweep/mop. But it's a struggle every day for nearl
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    Font - Crunchy, Holistic & Woke Mamas. 1h Hey fellow mommas... Asking for a friend - her babies are young - 2 and newborn. 've been out of the game for infants for a while (my youngest is almost 15) And while I never gave my kids antibiotics for ear aches 'm not remembering all the remedies. What are you using for ear aches for your little ones? Q8 All Answers ✓ Garlic cloves in the ear or they have garlic oil as well 1 hr Like Reply 1 Would you do that on a 3 month old 1 hr Like Reply We love h
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    Font - Group member. 30m. Can this be true?? ●●● A friend of mine with teen daughters mentioned that there are a number of schools in the city (STA being one of them) that have students who identify as Cats or Dogs. Sure - that's fine - identify however you want! :) Haha X But the added layer on this is that these schools are allowing these students to have their own litter boxes in the washrooms to use. The student is responsible for cleaning up after themselves. This has to be a joke right?? N
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    Font - Babies Due Anybody feel like pregnancy came at the wrong time due to others around you having a baby at the same time? Feeling really disappointed because of this reason. I'm so sad I'm not as excited and happy for my first baby because other people had to ruin it, it's not fair. I just wanted to feel special one but I definitely do not and makes me feel hatred Like ? Answer 32 Answers Send
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    Font - 4W Send I'm sorry, but she's not. Look up the Safe Sleep Seven, there are multiple things in this video that are unsafe for infant sleep. Im not trying to be unkind or judgemental, but I know people who've lost babies to sleep set ups like this, and it's fucking devastating. Safe sleep is so, so important. 4w 8 likes Reply Send 'm not reading any of that crap,it will make you go crazy. I understand that you're being genuine however babies could pass away alone in cribs as well, I feel bad
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    Font - I went with unique middle names. I have Donovan Smiley, Ezra StarLord Wayne, Ayden Kayne❤ But I loved Tobias, Willard, and Arlo. 1h Like Reply Elizabeth Alexis kay Durioulin say sike right now 47m Like Reply 56 GAIS RATED TImoulin Catherine Elizabeth NOPE. They have normal first names and Hella fun middle names. 43m Like Reply
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    Font - 2:24 Home Shar's post I'm gonna be the unpopular opinion and say... don't bring the car seats. I have never took the car seats on the plane. I don't understand the reasoning. If we rent a car we do bring them. If we use public transportation INCLUDING Uber/Lyft we ride with them on our laps. IVISHT seat either. 2h Like Reply Just took my 2 and 3 year old the Chicago and did not bring car seats 2h Like Reply Write a comment... Marketplace LTE 9+ Watch just a fair warning. I ran across a d!
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    Font - Group member 10 minutes ago. Anyone have a marriage counselor they would recommend that takes insurance (BCBS) and has availability? My husband is a conservative, self-proclaimed "man's man" with no higher education, and he is generally resistant to conversations about mental health. He also doesn't take people seriously if they are "clearly liberal" (his words and therefore not worth his time. If there happens to be a therapist whose physical appearance and overall demeanor would be rela
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    Product - Thoughts on bars not allowing babies? Idk I find it kind of hurtful esp if your baby is well behaved. I was surprised this happened to me. 381 Answers 235 22:42 200 Like FI
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    Font - Do you think moms with multiple children are lying when they say they don't have a favorite? I have two children and I have a favorite. I'm pregnant with my 3rd, and not sure if that will change. But my favorite definitely holds more of my heart. 220 comments
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    Font - He just turned 3 in November, swears at me. I soap his mouth, he blows bubbles. I spank.. he giggles (I don't want to hit him hard) I grab the wooden spoon and he HATES IT! Best solution but I agree my child is the same, nothing helps I just have to stay busy with him. 3d Like Reply LO 5
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    Font - < 6m Like ● ? So we just found out baby #2 is a BOY! I am so excited but so nervous... I have always worried about having a boy because I feel like MILs get the short end of the stick on everything. I'm already seeing so many "I want my mom at the hospital but not my MIL" all over my due date group & just so much hate on MILs & a lot of times over something SO small. I know I'll be the best MIL but I also think you can be the best, respect boundaries, ect... and I still have a DIL that do
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    Motor vehicle - 8:58 1 < JOEL very memb 111 1h . What're your thoughts here? The rule in my house is, if you don't eat your dinner, you go to bed. No staying up. No playing. Just shower and bed. My son is picky. Most the time. Last night I made teriyaki chicken and rice...was delicious. My other kid loved it! He "wasn't hungry" last night...so he went to bed. Again tonight for dinner, it was his left overs. He "wasn't hungry", so again he went to bed. Here's my thing...if this was pizza? Or gril
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