How many new year's resolutions have you gals managed to break in the last two weeks? Hmmm? Because we've broken 'em all. We said we'd wake up an hour earlier every morning to fit in a nice run, despite the freezing weather. HAHA! Yeah, that didn't happen. We said we'd eat more vegetables and order less takeout. The trash can is looking at us accusatorily, filled to the brim with a lot of empty ramen boxes. And we said we would let go of our ex. New year, new me! That actually, we have managed to do so far. No sloppy midnight texts were sent up until now, and we are proud.
We said we wanted to go to Bali this year, so we're planning on saving up. Those Insta influencers have really got us good… to be fair, you don't need to take pics in special angles to make Bali look enticing. And let us tell you… we are in dire need of a vacay. While scrolling through Twitter, we've scavenged some of the best tweets by witty women and decided, of course, to share them with you. So feel free to check 'em out, and while you're at it, might as well check out last week's cuz they are gold.
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