Dogs always have a funny way of showing us that they love us. Granted, in the dog world, sharing a bite or two is a delightful display of affection, but for plushy, soft human skin, that's not the case. Dogs also show their love by protecting us, but sometimes that comes off wrong when they attack the vacuum cleaner, chase the Amazon delivery guy, or bark at the neighbors. It's not their fault they LOVE you too much, right? Who am I to punish the good boy for trying his best to be a great boy?
However, for your chonky spoiled dog living in the apartment, there are probably moments where they need to reign in the loving. Jumping on my face while I'm attempting to eat my dinner is a pretty bad look for a dog. No matter which way you slice it, it seems like he's trying to devour your food, while disrespecting your publicly. Maybe that's our punishment for sliding sausages under the table at dinnertime.