'Get your numbers up ASAP!': Boss Demands That Non-Sales Tech Guy Sell More Stuff, So Guy Sells Boss' Dad a Bunch of Stuff He Doesn't Need

Brad Dickson • Managing Editor

Jan 16, 2023 2:30 PM EST

It's not every day that you get a chance like this thrust upon you—a chance for everything wrong in your life to suddenly sing to the symphonic rhythm of poetic justice. Well, this tech guy got exactly that chance when their boss told them that they needed to increase their sales with "No Exceptions."

This tech guy was working for an internet service provider as tech support when, one day, their boss came in and bizarrely told them that they needed to get their sales figures up. The tech guy wasn't even in a sales role, so he was beyond confused by this request, but when the boss then asked him to help the boss' dad with some tech setup, the tech guy saw their chance for a little bit of revenge and malicious compliance.

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