Funny One-Liners and Random Thoughts From the Oversharers of Twitter

There's no way around it: Twitter has a tendency to feel like a Speaker's Corner on meth or maybe Adderall or Vyvanse. There are just so many inane thoughts being boldly flung into the Twitterverse at any given moment. The political rants, the TMI moments from oversharing individuals, the banal stories from bad or annoying mothers. That said, the app can actually be delightful when you manage to block out the Twitter slush and enjoy the rare comedic gems. It's taken us many years to block the appropriate words (and the appropriate users) to create some semblance of peace on our feed. This is no easy feat, so we've taken the liberty of curating some of our favorite tweets from the infamous Bird App™️ for you. You're welcome.

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