When you get married, you don't really realize that you'll never really be alone again. The super romantic act of legally binding yourself to another human being means that that person is now LEGALLY BOUND TO YOU. Yes, it may sound scary but it's actually pretty cool to have the love of your life to hang out with every day. Not only that, but you wake up next to them, come home to your lovable homie after a hard day of work, you do chores together, you shower together, and you might even cut each other's hair. Now you have a person to rub your feet and loan you big hoodies when it rains outside. Now you have a person who can help you stick to New Years Resolutions– or maybe you married an enabler that loves to break the rules just as much as you do. Either way, married life means trading your lonesome wine-fueled bathtub moments for a partner in crime who's always around for you… For better or worse.