The Funniest Programming Memes of the Week (January 22, 2023)

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
Jan 22, 2023 2:00 PM EST

The insane ways that tech companies treat their employees never cease to amaze me. This past Friday, workers at Google in NYC found out whether they were getting laid off with a borderline dystopian method. Workers lined up early to test their employee badges. If they scanned it and the light turned green, they didn't lose their job. If the light turned red, they were laid off. 

Of course, Google didn't intend to act like an evil government in a young adult novel. They sent emails the night before laying people off, but naturally, not everybody saw those emails. Do you check your email every morning before catching the train to double-check that you didn't get fired? I don't think so. Every day, I thank the Lord that I do not work for a cruel tech conglomerate that wouldn't care if I died tomorrow. For those of y'all who are working for one of those right now, I am so very sorry. 

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  • 01
    Plant - "People" that use short Normal humans Those who use long instead of int
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 02
    Air gun - Developer Manager End User End User Developer
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Rain suit - imgflip.com WRITING CODE UNTIL IT PASSES REQUIREMENTS DEBATING REQUIREMENTS UNTIL IT FITS EXISTING CODE
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    World - Java Programmers programmers Python Programmers
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Forehead - Where do dads store all their dad jokes? Where? The dad-a-base
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Font - Meme Not a post, just my job application to work for the Dutch government oc 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 1 reference private static string GetPercentageRounds (double percentage) { if (percentage < 0.0 | percentage > 1.0) return null; int BlueBalls (int) (percentage * 10); } return string. Concat(Enumerable. Repeat ("( string. Concat(Enumerable. Repeat("", BlueBalls)) + 10 - BlueBalls));
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Flash photography - private static string GetPercentageRounds (double percentage) if (percentage -- 0) return "OOOO000000"; if (percentage> 0.0 && percentage <= 0.1) return "OOO000000"; if (percentage > 0.1 && percentage < 0.2) return "00000000" if (percentage 0.2 && percentage <- 6.3) return "●●●0000000"; if (percentage> 0.3 && percentage <- 0.4) return "●●●●000000", if (percentage> 0.4 && percentage < 0.5) return "●●●●●00000"; if (percentage> 0.5 && percentage <- 0.6) return "●●●●●●0000"; if (
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Smile - me about to put the last; to finish my code +2 14 new errors made with mematic
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Muscle - "DON'T TALK TO ME!" PROGRAMMERS WHO NEED ABSOLUTE SILENCE WHILE CODING imgflip.com PROGRAMMERS WHO ARE BLASTING HEAVY METAL WHILE CODING
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Forehead - Me literally just following YouTube tutorials exactly and not knowing what I'm doing People who can straight up just code
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Forehead - BEFORE AND AFTER CODING C++ java javascript python
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Product - while (x == y) { } something(); somethingelse(); ALLMAN INDENTATION STYLE ALIGNMENT CHART LAWFUL GOOD while (x == y) { something(); omethin } LISP LAWFUL NEUTRAL while (x == y) { something (); ); somethingelse(); HORSTMANN LAWFUL EVIL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indentation_style while (x == y) { } something (); somethingelse (); GNU NEUTRAL GOOD while (x == y) { something (); some } ngelse(); WHITESMITHS TRUE NEUTRAL { while (x == y) something (); somethingelse(); } PICO NEUTRAL EVI
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Coat - CHAT GPT? WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD TO WRITE MY OWN CODE gflip.com
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Font - 19m ● Got a billion dollar idea <3 2 comments e <3 Are there any coders out there or do you know anyone that is good with mobile apps? <3 Like ●●● Comment Share
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Smile - I WON'T ASK AGAIN WHO IS MARK AND WHAT IS HE DOWN FOR imgflip.com
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Green - Me waiting for my pull request to be merged made with mematic
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Ecoregion - Ask their senior imgflip.com Junior developers stack overflow YouTube
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Sleeve - imgflip.com R Programmers know statistics that don't Statisticians that don't know how to program
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Product - cory.eth @cory_eth Obsessed with Berkshire Hathaway website layout BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY INC. |align="center"> $0 3555 Farnam Street Omaha, NE 68131 Official Home Page Message from Warren Buffett nual & Interim Reports ed November 5, 2022 k to SEC Filings • News Releases from <font size="6">H</font> Berkshire Hathawa from Warren Buffe <font size="4">ATHAWAY </for Updated December 19, 2022> <font size="2">.</font> <br> "official Home Page" • Annual Meeting Information Updated October 20, 2
    via @cory_eth
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    Forehead - When the whole semester of a CS course couldn't teach you something but when you finally find the right YouTube video .. yuva.krishna.memes My God, I Get It
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Nose - b-but Im still in use free(object)
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Vertebrate - Stack Overflow: we ban people answering questions using chatGPT me: how you differentiate between answer? Stack Overflow: Good question.
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Wood - Legacy code base be like it works, don't touch it. bo
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Organism - 19 January 2023 Chef Today at 07:58 Yo do you know anything about mobile app design av got a business idea blankettripod Today at 16:42 Dear god Go ahead Chef Today at 16:43 Would need to explain it over call
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Cartoon - me Application layer Transport layer Internet layer Link layer Physical layer Link layer Internet layer Transport layer Application layer you Application layer Transport layer Internet layer Link layer Physical layer Link layer Internet layer Transport layer Application layer you
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Cartoon - KRUSTY B the sleep() IM WITH STUPID I dont like this sleep() I wouldn't take this down T С It's a load bearing sleep()
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Font - private static string GetPercentageRounds (double percentage) { } IQ score 55 0.1% 2% if (percentage == 0) return "OOOO0000000"; if (percentage > 0.0 && percentage <= 0.1) return 'OOOOOOOOOO"; if (percentage > 0.1 && percentage <= 0.2) return "00000000"; if (percentage > 0.2 && percentage <= 0.3) return "0000000"; if (percentage > 0.3 && percentage <= 0.4) return "000000000"; if (percentage > 0.4 && percentage <= 0.5) return ●●●●●00000"; if (percentage > 0.5 && percentage <= 0.6) return D
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Font - Roshan Patel @roshanpatel I was rejected by Apple. I was rejected by Amazon. I was rejected by Facebook. I was 28 years old and broke. I decided to start my own startup. Now I'm 30 years old and broke. 12:18 19 Jan 23 :
    via @roshanpatel
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    Font - r/AskReddit To u/Sir_Baconstrips • 1d NSFW What's the biggest mistake you've made because you were horny? 21.8k 9189 LoreCriticizer. 1d ↑ Share HOLDGMEBROTHERS. 1d Award I decided to wank around 9pm on a weekday. It made me sleepy, I fell asleep, missed the deadline for a programming assignment and sent my previously A average to a C-. Reply 4.9k 2 Awards you were working on your other Python assignment 3.8k
    via r/AskReddit
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    Forehead - When you study so much you finally understand RegEx easily: My God, I Get It
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Organism - Empathy Tech CEOS during economic downturn
    via r/ProgrammerHumor

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