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20+ Bad Movie Reviews that Completely Missed the Point of the Movie

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  • 1

    Apparently, Ryan took issue with the title

    Font - Hunger Games (2012) By Ryan Galaska on February 16, 2016 Verified Purchase Hunger isn't a game. 0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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  • 2

    What were you expecting, Crispin?

    Human body - Goodfellas (1990) they all do very bad things. It should be called 'Badfellas' By Crispin Smith on 26 November 2015 There is nothing 'Good' about the 'fellas' in this movie.
  • 3

    Representation matters, people!

    Rectangle - A Bug's Life (1998) Five Stars By colton - March 19, 2015 Amazon Verified Purchase I never knew what struggles bugs went through.... changed my life
  • 4

    False advertising!

    Font - The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) One Star By Joe Watson - December 14, 2014 There were no wolves in the movie. 0 of 3 people found this review helpful
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  • 5

    Wu Kang is a straight up Bad Dad

    Font - Deadpool (2016) ✰✰✰✰✰ Not safe for 6 year old By Wu Kang on February 22, 2016 Took my 6 and 8 year old to see this, they were crying and scared all night. Now they think Ironman is going to stab them with a sword when they are sleeping.
  • 6

    The EDIT had me screaming!

    Font - Sinister (2012) ✰✰✰✰✰ ok here's the deal..... By Captainscribe on 29 January 2013 .... could have been good but during the entire thing my eyes hurt, i was not tired and the TV was the correct distance away from me, but my eyes continued to hurt hence this 1 star review. EDIT: turns out i had conjunctivitis
  • 7

    What Bible are you reading, Maggie?

    Font - The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014) Would NOT recommend for someone wanting Biblical information. By Maggie on February 13, 2016 Verified Purchase This is horrible. Not at all how it is depicted in the Bible.
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  • 8

    I guess S. Parker was hoping for a documentary

    Font - Jaws (1975) By S. Parker on 3 February 2011 I am 35 & have witnessed 7 sharks destroyed by being blown up. The shark was blown up at the end of this film & it wasn't very realistic.
  • 9

    Conspiracy theorist, much?

    Font - Interstellar (2014) ✰✰✰✰✰ Propaganda at its best By hogbyte on May 31, 2016 Verified Purchase After learning that NASA never went to the moon, all so called space movies are not as exciting. Was this review helpful to you?
  • 10

    Not "nude" animals?! How crass?!

    Font - Zootopia (2016) ✰✰✰✰✰ DARK AND DISTURBING By Joan Dockter on August 7, 2016 Verified Purchase I watched this to review for my GRANDAUGHTER age 8. It started out hopeful that it was going to be good. Then it kept getting darker and then "nude" animals entered into the movie
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  • 11

    Jim, the crazy thing here is that you were looking for realism when watching Jurassic World

    Font - Jurassic World (2015) ✰✰✰✰✰ I don't like this film By Jim Aitken on 31 December 2015 This film is a bit unrealistic since the existence of dinosaurs has not been proven. There may be some bones but these are easy enough to fake.
  • 12

    Scott found the worst part of this movie to be the elephant's haircut?!

    Font - The Jungle Book (1967) ✰✰✰✰✰ NOT a classic By Scott K on June 17, 2016 Boy drinks wolves milk and baby elephant had haircut like a man Was this review helpful to you?
  • 13

    J.C is officially an idiot!

    Font - Sausage Party (2016) ✰✰✰✰✰ One Star By JC on February 22, 2017 Verified Purchase NOT FOR KIDS!!!! PRNO MOVIE using grocery store items. OMG. Was this review helpful to you?
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  • 14

    How dare those minions!

    Font - Minions (2015) It was in Spanish but said nothing about being in ... By Carrie McGimsey - December 14, 2015 Amazon Verified Purchase It was in Spanish but said nothing about being in Spanish. Only the Minions spoke Spanish all other characters spoke English.
  • 15

    Oh Mike, read a book.

    Font - Titanic (1997) this could never happen By Mike Watson - June 5, 2004 oh yeah a boat this big could really sink
  • 16

    Wait, that's so weird! That happened to me too after seeing SAW IV?!

    Font - Saw IV (2007) Avoid this movie. By Evil Monkey - August 9, 2008 I watched this movie and then my cat died. Was that supposed to happen? 6 of 13 people found this review helpful
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  • 17

    Have these people heard of Googling movies before watching them?

    Font - Die Hard (1988) inapropriate By A Customer - December 24, 2002 I bought this for my three year old and was shocked to see how violent and filthy it was.
  • 18

    This actually does save you three hours...

    Font - Boyhood (2014) ✰✰✰✰ One Star By Left of Heaven97 - February 15, 2015 Boy who takes pictures goes to college and grows a mustache. There, I just saved you three hours. 5 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • 19

    Spielberg's fault!

    Font - Jurassic Park (1993) Hole in it! By Ashley - April 5, 2015 Amazon Verified Purchase I received this DVD with a huge hole in it. 1 of 3 people found this review helpful
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  • 20

    Poor David, never measuring up to Lightning McQueen's level of greatness

    Font - Cars (2006) ✰✰✰✰✰ By David-n-Sarah - March 23, 2015 Amazon Verified Purchase My kid and I used to have varied and interesting conversations. Then I let him watch this. Now he only wants to talk about Lightning McQueen, who is apparently the standard by which everything else in the world is now judged. My driving skills are constantly being called into question from the backseat. "Lightning McQueen would've made it through that lightLightning McQueen is faster than your car daddy""Lightnin
  • 21

    Another case of false advertising?

    Font - Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011) Mission By Asa Walker - March 9, 2014 Amazon Verified Purchase This mission was not impossible.
  • 22

    No, Jeff. Penguins should NOT talk.

    Rectangle - Happy Feet (2006) ✩✩One Star By jeff w - April 30, 2015 Amazon Verified Purchase penguins shouldn't talk
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  • 23

    Sorry, Joe. This one's on you. The film is literally called Monsters, Inc.

    Font - Monsters, Inc. (2001) ✰✰✰✰ One Star By Joe A Gonzales - December 10, 2014 Amazon Verified Purchase Too many monsters

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