Adorably Shook Cat Gazes Into Oblivion, Returns With Hilarious Poetic Whiskers From Beyond

Have you ever sat and thought to yourself, "You know what I love? Cats and poetry. It's a shame there isn't a place that combines both of them."? Well, if that's so, then you've come to the right place! Meet @CuriousZelda, the cat with eyes that have stared into the void and bring back epic cat poetry. We love her adorable little anecdotes about life, and we think she might be the most well-versed cat we've ever met.

We love her permanently shook expression, her freshly baked loaf-y goodness, and her sense of humor is just up our alley. Usually, we're laughing at cats because they're unintentionally funny, but this kitty cat is making us laugh on purpose! We think she should go on Comedy Central and just read her poems while staring at the audience. 10/10 would see. We hope this brightens up your Monday morning and gives you a few good laughs to start off the week!

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A relatable story that we can all understand. But for the first time, we're hearing about it from the cat's perspective! So it's as simple as that, there's no thought behind it, they just slap us because they feel like it. On one hand, it makes us feel better knowing its not something we did, on the other hand…could you not?

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Those eyes are crazy. They look like the eyes of someone who has been through some serious trauma. Or is like stuck in one of those VR video games where you're forced to relive a scary event over and over again. Yikes, we hope it's just her expression!

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